Funniest song lyrics?

[justbugged]

Who put the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder? Nobody answered so she hollered all the louder.

 

[TigerLilly]

ray's two cents :

Hmm, how about that modification to the Barbie song,
"Acne everywhere, unwanted facial ha-a-air, I'm a relation, to Frankenstein's creation!"

"I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl." Funny stuff!​

 

[Fierlin1182]

Quote:
"I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl." Funny stuff!

Yep, that's the one I'm talking about! I loved it first time I heard it. never got tired of it

 

[Amigo]

Parody of "Dust in the Wind"

By Tim Hawkins:

I close my eyes
Trying to get some shut-eye on this airplane ride
but then I'm forced to wake up very suddenly

Someone broke wind
I believe somebody broke wind

I'm in a Van
Taking a long roadtrip with my family
I feel the heat
Coming from the back seat
my eyes watering

Someone broke wind
Roll the window down, who broke wind

I don't know who sinned
Probably one of the children
Oh oh

Violin playing

Now, don't blame me
Even though I've let one go from time to time
And they slip away
But that one doesn't even smell like one of mine

Someone broke wind
Light a match somebody broke wind

Background guy: light a match somebody broke wind

I need oxygen

Background guy: Try not to breathe in

Somebody broke wind

Background guy: Who let the dogs in

 

[Symphony]

Quote:

 

[Q9]

Anything by Tim Hawkins or Weird Al, but here are a choice few...

Tim Hawkins -

Fire Ants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MKQKmWVhns

Delilah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcMgGGOwzE

Weird Al -

Trigger Happy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6avab0fIY

Party in the CIA:

 

[luvinmychickens]

Ok. . . All I can think of right now is the jonas brothers. . .

Peter Pan and Wendy turned out fine - Jonas Brothers

 

[luvinmychickens]

Ooh! Got a funny one! This takes place in Shamokin, PA (as you can see if you watch the video). Hilarious. A radio station made the video.

 

[pekinduck<3er]

http://youtu.be/929sn1qMCcM
XD

 

[the outdoorsman]

Which one is my right hand? Which one is my left hand?