Funny chickens?

[LuvMyChickies13]

Hello! I'm LuvMyChickies13, and I just Luv My two Chickies! One of my favorite things about my hens is how funny they can be!

I made this thread for all of you to share something funny about your chickens.

Here are a list of things that would be a good idea for this thread:

• Chicken jokes!
  
• Funny pictures of those silly birds!
  
• Stories to laugh about!
  

Please make sure you are being completely appropriate and have some fun!

 

[LuvMyChickies13]

Ok I'll start:
When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
A Poul-Tree.


What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!

ya ok those were pretty cheesy! I hope you have some better things to share!

 

[LuvMyChickies13]

lol i started this a year ago and nobody replied. that's hilarious.

 

[sunflour]

Ok, I'll play...

Have you ever seen an eggplant?

Not me, I've never looked that far up…ah…a vent.

 

[LuvMyChickies13]

hahah that one was pretty good

what do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?



An alarm cluck.

 

[sunflour]

hahah that one was pretty good

what do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?



An alarm cluck.

 

[sunflour]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Cause the best looking roosters were over there.

 

[LuvMyChickies13]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ok ok ok ok
How do chickens bake their cakes?




FROM SCRATCH!

 

[calichicken]

I'll play!


Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

To get to the other slide

Sorry...cheesy but I am a teacher...LOL

 

[calichicken]

Sorry...another classroom joke!

Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

Fry-day!