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If firefighter fight fire and crime fighter fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If firefighter fight fire and crime fighter fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If firefighter fight fire and crime fighter fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
the government?
If firefighter fight fire and crime fighter fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
the government?
Way too much politics for me!
This is one of my FAVORITE jokes!
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town a big fish in a small pond. He did everything he could to impress everyone. He opened his new law office in the nicest location in town, though he had little prospect for income early on.
One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk, and Joe was desperate to make a good impression on this new potential client. So, as the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking, No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I wont settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. Ill be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that Ill meet with him next week to discuss the details.
This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, Im very busy. What can I do for you?
The man replied, Im from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone.
This is one of my FAVORITE jokes!
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town a big fish in a small pond. He did everything he could to impress everyone. He opened his new law office in the nicest location in town, though he had little prospect for income early on.
One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk, and Joe was desperate to make a good impression on this new potential client. So, as the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking, No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I wont settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. Ill be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that Ill meet with him next week to discuss the details.
This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, Im very busy. What can I do for you?
The man replied, Im from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone.
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I just love this joke!
I just love this joke!
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is it just me or...
do these two look strangely alike?
coincidence?
do these two look strangely alike?
coincidence?
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