Funny Snake Story

THough1956

Songster
11 Years
Nov 13, 2008
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High Point North Carolina
My Mom is 89 and lives beside me and has a girl that stays with her that is absolutley terrified of mice and snakes. So far this summer a black snake has fallen out from under the kitchen cabinent, been in the bathtub and one laying on the back porch trying to get in. This is not making her happy.

Last night my husband left to take our son swimming and I got in the shower to enjoy some peace and quit. About the time I get all lathered up I hear the phone ring, I will let the machine get it! Well, they just kept calling back so I finall get out and rush to get to the phone dripping water everywhere, as soon as I pick up the phone the door bell rings. On the phone the lady at my Mom's is screaming that there is a huge snake in the hall and it is not a black snake! My Mom is at the front door screaming! I call my husband and ask if he has arrived at the pool already and he has. So I hang up,run to the basement, grab a rake and a empty chicken feed bag. I am thinking I can push it into the bag and carry it out. As I reach the house and flip on all the lights and catch sight of the snake, the keeper is on the phone with my husband. My son (11) had heard him on the phone with me and started grinning. My husband said "Cody do you know something about this!" He had put a very life like rubber snake in the hall right before he left to go swimming.

Revenge will be sweet!!!

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I had a dream last night that there was a huge Anaconda in my yard, going for the chicken house. I chopped it's head with a hoe and it shriveled up to a small snake!
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Oh the poor lady! I am a snake lover myself, I keep one as a pet, but if someone would have done that to me with a spider, I would be in the next county!!!
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I have to admit, boys will be boys, but I am sure you can come up with SOMETHING for revenge, and when you do, let us know! Cute story, thanks for sharing
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I think your son is one cool kid
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Thats pretty funny! He probably had been waiting to hear about a reaction coming from those two ladies! LOL
You'll have to think of something really good to get him back!
 
Great story. Actually not long ago my Dad was laughing about when I pulled a similar stunt on him, and that was almost 25 years ago!
But yes, revenge will be sweet! Wait until he forgets he has some coming, then boom!
 
Me and my brother used to do the same thing as kids to try to scare our grandmother (I know, naughty naughty) . We would put fake, life-sized toy snakes out in the yard and hope we would scare her. They got her once, but we got a bad scolding from my dad for it.
Oh, the shenanigans of childhood!
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Great story BTW!
 
OMG, this story just reminded me that as kids we used to do the same thing to my mom!!! LOL!!! Oh man she would get soooooooooooooooooo angry!!!!

Oh revenge would be sweet!!!!!

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