grannys gone and done it

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  1. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    wishing, Children can be so funny but they normally tell the truth. I am glad you told the lady off. [​IMG]
    I had a horrible day today but I have food. My DD insisted Aldies was a better place to shop and no way I could my boxes after I filled them. then wal-mart. I am in terrible pain now.
     
  2. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

    Another time the same daughter left us all speechless:

    Before I became a stay at home Mom, I worked in a poultry processing plant. My supervisor was a woman (that lived with another woman, if you get my drift). Anyway, she dressed like a man, usually jeans and a man's shirt.

    So, her companion opened a book shop/health store combination that we shopped in. One Saturday when she was ringing us up, she told Amber she worked with me at the poultry plant. Amber asked her what her name was. She told Amber her name and Amber pipes up and says are you a man or a woman? I almost died right on the spot. She leaned over the counter and says I am a woman. Amber says why do you wear men's clothes? She answers because men's clothes are more comfortable.

    And Amber replies, Moma thinks so too. That's what she wears at home, she dresses up to go to town though.

    Moral: when you are discussing someone's sexual preferences around a 4 year old, they understand a lot more than you realize.
     
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    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing? Premium Member

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    Sorry you're feeling pain, but food is good! Personally, I wouldn't have called that woman fat. Ample is a better word. But at such close range it must have been very imposing to a young boy! (She had on a bra, but it kind of leaked.)
     
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    [​IMG] so sweet. I dress in sweet pants and baggy t shirts. But I have to say, That is one thing I will never understand. call me old fashion but rainbows are a sign from God promising no more floods . Gay people have stolen my rainbow !
     
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    fat is fat. Its just a word. I am fat. You can call me fat all you want . Its not hurtful to me. Its fact.
     
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    Enola, What was it like ? working in that place?
     
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    I am
     
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    Ya, I'm fat too, but that person really wasn't, just well padded and very busty. Close encounters of the flabby kind!
     
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  9. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens


    Yes, I have. My mare's 1/2 brother was out of an Al Marah bred mare. He is beautiful.
     
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    enola Overrun With Chickens


    As my daughter would say, you were scarred for life!
     
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