grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

Another one I came across. Son told me other one.

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@ss grill for one little weenie?"

I have heard that one before BUT still a good one

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Twist, I feel like there are a million things I have been wanting to tell you but I dont want to bother you with pms.

put them all in one BIG pm. Sort of like a diary

 

[h2oratt]

hi guys, Beautiful picture Danna, Did you like it ? 
sorry you all are having a hard day. I fell in the bathtub . on purpose. hurt though. I got my yearly bath in. LOL 

Why did you fall in the bathtub on purpose.

 

[Newbee58]

Going to put chickens up for night.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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granny's version of the nest tea plunge ??

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why did you fall in the bathtub on purpose.

I have a bad foot . I cant get in and out of a tub but I wanted to soak so very badly. I have a garden tub so I filled it up about half way figuring it would eas my fall. It didnt. LOL

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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how about installing a grab bar thing or one of those metal thiings that attach to the steps of a pool

 

[Granny Hatchet]

granny's version of the nest tea plunge ??

ya haha I dont know if it was worth it or not.

 

[h2oratt]

I have a bad foot . I cant get in and out of a tub but I wanted to soak so very badly. I have a garden tub so I filled it up about half way figuring it would eas my fall. It didnt. LOL  

Ok that makes sense

 

[Granny Hatchet]

how about installing a grab bar thing or one of those metal thiings that attach to the steps of a pool

Im not strong enough to pull myself up or down by my arms. My shoulders pop out. Im just a mess. hahaa But I did get my bath !