grannys gone and done it

[rIrs roost]

Congratulations! DH has been sober for 22 years. He tried to kill himself in a Camaro before we met. He still has problems because of the wreck.

Did you go to AA?

Crap. Phone battery is dying.

Goodnight all.

No I didn't newfie. Just prayed to ask God to help me. After awhile of praying, I quit. I never thought that I would ever be able to quit and surprisingly, it was easy. Now i'm addicted to coffee at night though. Tell your dh congratulations for me. That's !something to be proud of!

 

[Mutt Farm]

Newfs make fantastic tear soaker-uppers when you go through a divorce too. My first newf Abby was the best dog in the world. I showed her in conformation and obedience. Her litter brother won at Westminster and is the top winning newf in the history of the breed. I bred her and she got pyometra so no pups and spayed. I miss that dog so bad. I'm looking for another newf now so that I can do Obed and agility and therapy visits.

Wow. I'm truly envious. A Newf is in my bucket list with a Borzoi, that ranks as trainable as an Afghan. Not good practice to have them, or a Swiss here, way too hot.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

good for you Red ! its hard growing up like that. I know. good looking guy too !

 

[rIrs roost]

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am”, and he left.

Lol. Good one granny!!!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I see my roo is on. bout time. getting ready to trade you for one more attentive.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

whats good to drink cold and not pop? I am teaing myself to death. hahaa

 

[Mutt Farm]

I see my roo is on. bout time. getting ready to trade you for one more attentive.

Ya'll are some funny stuff.

 

[rIrs roost]

good for you Red ! its hard growing up like that. I know.    good looking guy too !

Granny If you're talking about me you need your eyes checked . Did you read my Elmo shirt?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Goooood eeeeeeeevening (best Dracula voice)

 

[Mutt Farm]

whats good to drink cold and not pop? I am teaing myself to death. hahaa

I like lemonade