grannys gone and done it

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by granny hatchet, Mar 9, 2014.

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  1. ChickenLady2014

    ChickenLady2014 Feathered Frenzy

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    I have a nephew, he is the nicest guy, but he usually falls pretty hard with a woman with a child. It seems it doesn't work out and his heart is broken because he loved the child. I know God willing one of these days he will find the RIGHT gal and everything will work out for him.
     
  2. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens


    Yes! My partner in crime on fugly chickens!

    But, I guess this is where I have to admit that I think I am going to try to find me some Olandsk Dwarfs in the spring.
     
  3. ChickenLady2014

    ChickenLady2014 Feathered Frenzy

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    Oh, you are BAD buster, two timing granny no less. She's gunna have your [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]'s in a sling buddy :lau
     
  4. Mutt Farm

    Mutt Farm Chillin' With My Peeps




    ^^^ Right, but not right back to the person that told it! I have to be the biggest scatterbrain! I posted the wrong doggone joke! I stole granny's joke to share with a FB friend that always has jokes and stole one of his to share with ya'll. Drum roll...here's the right hunting joke.

    Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.
    Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.
    One says to the other, "What shall we do?"
    The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and someone may come to find us.
    He fires off three shots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.
    What shall we do? Fire off three more shots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says "Shall we try again?"
    The other says, "I guess not... I only have two arrows left...
     
  5. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens


    Guaranteed!!
     
  6. ChickenLady2014

    ChickenLady2014 Feathered Frenzy

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  7. Tippylou

    Tippylou Chillin' With My Peeps Premium Member

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    But, you didn't ask if I had all my teeth! [​IMG]
     
  8. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

     
  9. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    [​IMG] traitor!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  10. ChickenLady2014

    ChickenLady2014 Feathered Frenzy

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    I'm right there with ya enola. For the life of me I can't figure out why anyone would want a showgirl silkie if they are naked neck. Its my own opinion, but those are really FUGLY looking creatures. No offense intended!
     
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