grannys gone and done it

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  1. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    oh you mean the quilts.. the beautiful quilts. that's up stairs I sleep in the crypt. like a good eggor should
     
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    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    I think I have the son that likes that. [​IMG]
     
  3. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    crypt ? you sleep in a casket ?
     
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    ChickenLady2014 Feathered Frenzy

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    Where do you guys find these jokes, they are great!
     
  5. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    nope in the basement, casket would not hold me and 4 dogs.
     
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    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    I got that one from facebook. I condensed it.
     
  7. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    maybe we are just gifted and come up with them ourselves. LOL I honestly don't know but seem to have a good memory for jokes not much else but jokes stick in the grey matter.
     
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    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing? Premium Member

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    humidity ? damp places causes your sperm to die
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    one last joke for the evening

    There are a man and a women living in a nursing home, He keeps flirting with her and visea-versa finally he asks her for a date they go and have a great time when they get back they go to her room and start fooling around. They end up having sex. Latter as they are laying in bed side by side he thinks to him self "I wish I had known she was a virgin I wouldn't have been so rough"
    mean while she is laying there thinking to herself " gee if I had know he could still get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose"
     
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