grannys gone and done it

[Mutt Farm]

so why would lindalou want her augumented chest to look like old leather ???

OMG, I spit frosty beverage!

To match ME!

 

[rIrs roost]

really after what you were telling me to do with the "care package"       I don't think so. 

Well that's what pearl told me it was for. And you know I don't lie ever .

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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that's "frosty beverage" abuse.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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funny how that part of the note wasn't in her hand writing So do you often rummage thru ladies purses or just your own ???

 

[Mutt Farm]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two a**h****.'
'What? He had two a**h****?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two a**h****.'

And there's me some Tippy! Funny stuff!

 

[rIrs roost]

funny how that part of the note wasn't in her hand writing     So do you often rummage thru ladies purses or just your own ???

Lol just yours.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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you keep you hands off of my man pouch it's bad enough with many of the hens' wanting to empty it out.

 

[rIrs roost]

you keep you hands off of my man pouch   it's bad enough with many of the hens' wanting to empty it out. 

. You seen (the hangover ) movie?Lol. Its a satchel:

 

[Mutt Farm]

I'm going to post before all of you go to bed. First off want to thank Red & Wishing for the beautiful Christmas cards I got today. And Red, if you think you hand writing is bad then you wouldn't want to see my Hubby's then. He could double as a doctor, its that bad lol.

Fiona has hatched 2 chicks that I'm aware of. I think one was thru the night & 1 was this afternoon. Have not seen anything that stood out on the camera so far that makes me think it was at that particular time. There is so much darn footage to go through. At one point this afternoon, she acted like she was eating egg shell. When I got out there to check she had a new chick under her. 1 dry, 1 wet & 4 unhatched eggs. She has a little blonde baby that's giving her fits already. It managed to sneek out from under her, she kept trying to get it stuffed back under her. I haven't had a warming lamp on because until yesterday it has been nice. The past 2 days, cold & snowy. Went out & hung a heat lamp hoping it will help with the hatch & protect the babes if they should get separated from momma for a few minutes. I hate those darn things though because they light the whole coop & nobody ends up sleeping much. We're suppose to only have a couple more days of this weather & then its supposed to warm back up in the 40's. I'll shut if off when that happens. I'm going to go read, then off to bed. Hopefully the little ones will stay down for a while, but I'm not holding my breath. Night all & sweet dreams

Great story. Can you use a red lamp? Your weather is a blessing and a curse! Sure hope your littles are ok!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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you want Chicken to have a red light district in her hen house ??? guess I am going to have to start calling her Madame Chickenlady