grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

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not that I remember

 

[lindalouly]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two a**h****.'
'What? He had two a**h****?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two a**h****.'

Granny may have two also... Please don't hang me!!! Lol just teasing

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I thought they were murses and then of course moobs

 

[Mutt Farm]

current weather up here is 11 above with wind chill -2

Well...you'll need a good boiler or better yet some meat on yer bonz to keep a gal warm in that climate! 23 years ago today, I left Ca headed to Michigan in a 1971 ford pickup, with 3 big dogs and hauling 2 horses. Ya'll carry on. I'll write more.

 

[rIrs roost]

not that I remember 

It's a pretty good comedy.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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got both can curl up inside my fat rolls LOL why do you think I sleep with 4 springers cheaper then an electric blanket and a lot more versatile.

 

[rIrs roost]

Granny may have two also... Please don't hang me!!! Lol just teasing

You talking about twist and bert?

 

[rIrs roost]

Well think I'll try to get some sleep. Good night all. Lisa Hope you have a coop full of chicks in the morning.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

good night red sdwf

 

[Mutt Farm]

you want Chicken to have a red light district in her hen house ??? guess I am going to have to start calling her Madame Chickenlady

She's pretty foxy up there in the UP. Yes! Madame Chickenlady!