grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

So true.

I can't belive people expect a free-range Chickin to be vegan. The public amuses me so!

love your avatar. Nephew runs around the house and says that nom nom nom all the time. He is 18 by the way. Usually its in reference to something to eat but not always.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Good morning all !!!!   Had a lady call about my eggs.  Wanted to know if the hens were free range,  said sort of they are in a 1/4 acre fenced pen   Good she says.   Then  what are they  feed  said oats  and layer from SW grain (local elevator)  good she say's   Then she asks if the hens'  are on a vegetarian diet  Said they "free range  so I am pretty sure they are eating bugs and  what ever else they can catch.   Oh no she say's  I don't  want any eggs from any thing but vegetarian birds.   Told her no such thing in a free range hen.  She started to argue with me,  so  told her  that my eggs wouldn't work  and to please let me  know if she ever found such a thing.  

Lol wish I knew how to get the laying down laughing emoji. It sure would be fitting for this post. It amazes me sometimes on just how uneducated people can be about chickens and their eggs. I guess we all have to learn by asking questions

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lol wish I knew how to get the laying down laughing emoji. It sure would be fitting for this post. It amazes me sometimes on just how uneducated people can be about chickens and their eggs. I guess we all have to learn by asking questions

one for you and one for me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

yep and scary thing is these people breed and vote

This probably sounds terrible but this is the reason i dont vote. I dont feel i know enough about it to make an informed decision . I have been taking lessons from my sister but I am not retaining the info. As far as breeding, well, I taught my children eveything they know and i still call them my idiot children. ( no children were hurt in the making of this statement).

 

[ChickenLady2014]

 one for you and one for me. 

How do you do those little bugger's. My emoji selection doesn't have that or others like them. Is there a special place to get them?

 

[rancher hicks]

There is no need to apologize Enola, Although we are on a chicken forum this is a social page . I have spoke with the moderators before on this subject of "going off subject" and they are quite fine with it. This is a family friendly forum and my page has turned into a friendship more then anything else. @ Rancher, I apologize if you find it offensive but as long as people fart some are going to find it funny. Enola was asking for help from other woman that have the same problem . I am sure it makes her feel better knowing she is not alone . that it is a common problem of woman as they age

It was just a simple request.

These days we have HIPA laws yet very little is private. . What with all the ads right in the middle of dinner time. These forums are a good place to find out things we really don't want other to know but anyone can read them.

There seems to be no more modesty and that is sad.
mod·es·ty
ˈmädəstē/
noun

1. the quality or state of being unassuming or moderate in the estimation of one's abilities.
   "with typical modesty he insisted on sharing the credit with others"
   synonyms: self-effacement, humility,unpretentiousness; More
   
   
   • the quality of being relatively moderate, limited, or small in amount, rate, or level.
     "the modesty of his political aspirations"
     synonyms: limited scope, moderation
     "the modesty of his aspirations"
   • behavior, manner, or appearance intended to avoid impropriety or indecency.
     plural noun: modesties
     "modesty forbade her to undress in front of so many people"
     synonyms: unpretentiousness, simplicity,plainness
     "the modesty of his home"

 

[Watermelon123]

love your avatar. Nephew runs around the house and says that nom nom nom all the time. He is 18 by the way. Usually its in reference to something to eat but not always.

Thank you. Me and my sister would do the exact same thing, all the time. My mother would also make that nom nom noise when my rabbits ate rasberrys or bananas. I don't know why.

 

[Watermelon123]

Okay guys, funny story satarting....
NOW.

I started looking for a shed at Home Depot, all I could find sheds that require assembly. I started looking for someone to help me because I am not paying an extra 300 dollars for someone from the store to help. I called my rockstar freind to do the job. The phone call went somthing like this. (his words are in blue mine are in red)
"Hello"
"Hi Andrew."
"Oh... Hi Bridie"
"How much do you know about building sheds?"
"Never built one."
"PERFECT!"
"What?"
"How many idiots does it take to build a shed?"
"Thats Funny!"
"I know. Listen, I got to go now."
"Okay, bye. See you later"
"Bye."
*Click*
I don't know about you, But I think that was funny.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

watermellon, I have built one and i have to say. pay the 300. LOL they are a million pcs. and a good month for 2 people. they dont come with the floor either.

 

[Watermelon123]

As I read on the page, it said they have a model with a floor and without. I also have my Uncle who may come to help who used to builder. Now he paints cars. Anyway, I was just thinking about it. Thank you Granny, for the input.