grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

I should of married me a sugar daddy instead of a splenda daddy.

 

[Watermelon123]

You guys keep talking! I need to catch up 103 comments.

But before i do, a quick hypothetical...
Lets just say, about an hour away from you someone found 12 abandoned ducks. The shelter that they are at are offering them up. about half are males and half are females, 4 of them are of nicer quality and can be shown just for fun like 4-h. The question is, do I have enough room for ducks?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Keeping in mind the bird flu I would make room for the 4 show birds !!! A lot of catching up !!

 

[prostar]

granny. I'd send you my hubs if I could figure out the darned teleportation devices.

I could probably fit a bale in the back of my wagon but...just easier with the truck I guess. But hey. If the van's driving fine that's what matters for now

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Speaking of ducks, My Flo is so funny ! they found my little pond yesterday , not muck longer then the duck but plenty deep. the chickens were drinking away and she jumped in the middle of them all into the water and started doing that splashing thing. she kicks the water out at you and she is a pretty good aim. I dont know if all ducks do this for defense or what but she had them chickens on the run.. I really need someone to come video the rooster running with no toes. I crack up every time .

 

[prostar]

And granny I hear ya.

Up in Canada I had awesome credit. Got a new car, had a mortgage, all the things they love.

Moved down here and now I have zero. And the bank is telling me I can't actually build credit down here unless I become a citizen. Uh ***. I'm pretty sure there's other permanent residents hanging around that manage to work around that....

And hubs....well. Hubs did a "voluntary repo" that he thought should have been covered by lemon law but it wasn't (probably cause he was young and dumb and beat the piss out of it). Almost ten years later we JUST got that judgment satisfied....so safe to say his credit is borked.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

granny. I'd send you my hubs if I could figure out the darned teleportation devices.

I could probably fit a bale in the back of my wagon but...just easier with the truck I guess. But hey. If the van's driving fine that's what matters for now

drives great. needs a couple tires and the air. COPD and heat just dont mesh together . He likes working on cars, just send him to fix the air. LOL No one around here will mess with it.

 

[prostar]

Haha granny. Hey I confess I use the sprinkler in the garden to keep the ladies out of it.

THE SKY IS FALLING RUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

 

[prostar]

drives great. needs a couple tires and the air. COPD and heat just dont mesh together  .  He likes working on cars, just send him to fix the air. LOL No one around here will mess with it.

Ah true enough. Haha I'll have to ship him over!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I always had excellent credit. ME, $86. a month in SSD. I had tons of credit. I only used one card and owed about 8 grand when my son turned 18 and lost his SS. everything went to hell. I gave up trying to pay it after the interest skyrocketed. told them to sue me for the 86. They cant of course but I still feel awful about it Things just havent been the same since . struggling for food at the end of the month is just about more then i can stand any more. I am heartily sick of it. If I divorced Tom I would be rewarded with a check of about $700. a month. That is terrible.