So I sold 3 dozen eggs to my ins agent. Then he stopped in again to say how good the eggs were but was wondering about the red spot on some of the eggs. Told him that's because I have roosters and the spot just means they are doing his job. Gives me a blank look so I say it means the egg is fertile, blank look continues.. Tell him some people call it a blood spot he say's so you mean it blood.. finally I look him square in the eye and say no it is ROOSTER CUM.
He gets this strange look and say oh well the eggs were good but that he wasn't going to think about that when he ate them. OMG man needs a keeper.
