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Alright everyone, I need to go to bed before I have nightmares and have to get a new laptop.

Goodnight and sweet dreams, along with warm fuzzies
Good night Melon, sweet dreams
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Ok, let me see if I can keep all these quotes straight on my phone...

Alright mutt and Newfie (and whoever else) here's what I did tonight. Let dogs out and fed them. Ben came in first, we practiced "leave it!" with an irresistible moving target: my kids eating pizza. They were waving it everywhere, and not on purpose to tempt him, but because what is supper without casual acrobatics? So this was something that already needed to be addressed.


Ok. If he moved in to sniff I left him alone. If he got close to a plate or a kid hand I said "leave it!" If he came to me and sat, eye contact, then he got a treat. If he did not immediately back away, I gave him a "no!" or that sound that southern people use for kids and dogs (that sharp sound like "ANT!" but with no t on the end and it's sort of growled at the back of the throat). He responded to that and came and sat and made eye contact, but no treat. I made sure he never got pizza, never licked or nipped a plate or a slice. I was totally prepared to grab it from his mouth if needed. So... Am I doing this right? :oops:

:highfive:  You got this! "AAAGHT!!! Well done! IMO, perfect!


Ok! PHEW! As soon as I was done typing I got so afraid y'all were going to fuss that I used the kids. It's a bad habit he already needs to unlearn. And I was close by and watchful. It's going to be a long time before he's unattended in any setting except his crate.

There was a biker at the Sturgis Rally that had a regular size paddellock thru his Member  or maybe the outer cover   :eek:  I did not get close enough to see well and didn't want to.  


And nose rings what's up with that  seriously you want to catch the snot and dried buggers that stick to the post??  :sick


So you don't root up the yard!


so what grosses you all out about it ? the fact that they put holes in their bodys or where its at ?    maybe because they are altering their body from the way it should be is my guess . what say you ?


I love it. Very few body modifications make me uncomfortable. That said, I only have single pierced ears, and one little tattoo.


what is jacobs ladder ? ok now you guys can call me crazy.I compare a piercing to a bra.   dont see the difference. you are altering your body image and why ?


I wear a bra because the girls flip and flop and do their own things, which i find painful and uncomfortable... And I can't stand the feel of my skin touching other skin. So I do it for comfort. :p
I'm wish you on that one Camping except for bedtime.
 
Glad she had the work granny. That would take a very strong person or stomach to do that profession.
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ya, no way I could do that. its just gross. I looked up jacobs ladder on wikipedia . I feel like i need a shower. they claim it helps in the pleasure dept. and thats why they do it.
 
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I wear a bra because the girls flip and flop and do their own things, which i find painful and uncomfortable... And I can't stand the feel of my skin touching other skin. So I do it for comfort. :p

Me too - and on the bolded, now I know  I'm not the only weird one...........


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The absolute worst feeling is getting dressed straight from the shower because all that skin is sticking to all that other skin. DH will start putting on clothes while he's still dripping. Sometimes I have to lay under a fan until I'm dry enough, lol. TMI yet? :lau

I go through SO MUCH powder in the summer time. Right now the Burt's Bees baby powder is my favorite.
 
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