grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hi all! I just caught up and Red runs away...

morning Tippy

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

been a while sice I got smacked . LOL

Madam: You ever had a woman before?
Indian shakes his head
Indian: Me wantum woman
Madam: Tell you what. There's a stump out back with a knothole in it. You go practice on that for a while, then we'll see if we can help you.
Indian does as he's told, and knocks on the door again
Indian: Me wantum woman
Madam: Okay, come on in & we'll fix you up
Madam calls one of her girls, who leads the brave upstairs. After a few minutes, the girl is heard screaming in pain. Madam rushes upstairs, throws the door open, & finds the brave reaming the girl out with a broom handle.
Madam to brave: Hey! What are you doing!?
Brave: Ugh..me checkum for bees.

 

[lindalouly]

Hi all! I just caught up and Red runs away...

Hey there tippy!!!! Any word on your credentials?

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: Had a story 'bout an Indian brave, then thought better of posting it; a bit too much, maybe

Aw, you're such a tease!

Just choose your words carefully. We'll get the joke. Well, most of us. I'm a little slow sometimes.
PM'd it to Granny...I'll let her decide if it'll fly or not

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hey there tippy!!!! Any word on your credentials?

PM'd it to Granny...I'll let her decide if it'll fly or not

sssh... look up

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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[Wishing4Wings]

PM'd it to Granny...I'll let her decide if it'll fly or not

That's like asking a kid if they want some candy!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well gotta go. Hope y'all have a great day.

Well hi and bye ! Come back when you can stay longer.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That's like asking a kid if they want some candy!

yes he got a second and a third and a ton after that. then he asked DD for my hand. I made him get on his knees after that. If your gonna do something do it right. He says he could NOT hear what the preacher was saying. LOL

 

[Tippylou]

Quote: Yes! I got to underwrite a loan! And the head of underwriting confirmed that I was on the UW track!