Great signs to put at the end of your driveway

[Southernbelle]

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I love this one!

 

[NYboy]

Rattlesnake breeding grounds!

 

[rancher hicks]

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Honestly I hate these signs. I have a neighbor and he is about as anti social as they come. Seems to me you'd need alot of turn arounds to wear it out. Sometimes I get so lonely I'd probably put one up that said "No turn around unless you sit and have a cup of coffe with me".

I don't have a sign and I don't have problem with turn arounds, so I can't imagine neighbor having one. Cept cuz he's a young grouch. We've lived here three years and have had maybe two. Plus I believe in being nice and if the only thing I can do for you is let you turn around in my drive way I say Ok. have a nice day.

On a lighter note how about a sign that says.,


"If you kill one of my chickens it better be because your hungry, cuz I'm gonna make you eat it. We don't like wasted food."

 

[Tala]

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This is the south though, MOST people DO have guns in the house, especially the older ones. It would be rather stupid to assume otherwise.

I know I'm not the only one who sleeps with a gun beside the bed.

My Chow mix will give you some serious heck, but she doesn't have much "guts" so I don't think she'd bite anybody who came in UNLESS they touched her ---- then all bets are off. I don't want trouble, so I have to be really particular about the vets that we see, and I don't send her away for bording when we go out of town.

 

[Laurajean]

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Associate Buddhism with terrorism!?!?!? Are you serious?!?!

Yes, me sitting and meditating for peace for all sentient beings CAN be pretty threatening

....... Give me a break. Maybe that's why the "back woods locals" stopped inviting me to neighborhood karaoke night??

Wow. So ignorant.