OMG!!! that is too funny!
but honestly, chickens are easier to rear than children. I am one of the few people that never had the urge to have any. I think it's because I was used as slave labor babysitting all growing up and I had NO illusions. LOL and I am a ditz and I still have nightmares about suddenly realizing I had a baby or two and I cant find them and then I find them in the laundry hamper all shrivelled up from dehydration (but still alive!) and I am desparately trying to rehydrate them before they do die. yeah, I am damaged.
chickens are easier. and noone thinks you are a horrible person if they are occasionally picked off by wolves.