Wow! I may have to drag out the Christmas bonus. Oh, wait. I need that for the coops for the eggs already coming. Is it time to go back to moonlighting as a waitress to pay for my chicken addiction? (Best paying job I've ever held, by the way. Just say, "Sugar,..." in a Southern accent to single guys in California and the bills come out like singles in a strip joint.)![]()
The only time I tried to waitress, I was fired for spilling coffee on everyone! They would pay me NOT to come by to refresh the cup
