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In most states it is illegal to transport and release problem wildlife.
A true story from back in the dark ages when the practice was still legal.
My friend, Doc Ed, was an avid hunter and had a small farm at Peoria, Oregon. He also had a problem raccoon that was getting into everything and beating up on his small hunting Spaniel that would bravely go out and try to confront this bull coon. He also threw great parties.
My friend Eric, lived on his family farm out in Crescent Valley, on the other side of the Willamette, in fact clear on the other side of Corvallis. He also had a problem raccoon.
One weekend when Doc Ed had a party I decided to bring Eric since Eric was also fond of hunting and I figured he and Doc Ed would get along great.
Doc Ed and Eric got to talking. They wound up discussing their raccoon problem. It seems both were in the habit of trapping and transporting problem raccoons. They got into a discussion on trapping methods and finally talked about where they dumped their problem raccoons.
It seems that Eric dumped his not far from Doc Ed's place; and Doc Ed drove out to Crescent Valley.
Next time Doc Ed had a problem coon he marked it with Day-Glo orange spray paint before dumping it. A week later Eric found a bull coon with a big bright orange patch on it in his trap.
It seemed they'd been providing round trips for raccoons between their two places.
After that I think they both took to transporting them to the afterlife.
In most states it is illegal to transport and release problem wildlife.
A true story from back in the dark ages when the practice was still legal.
My friend, Doc Ed, was an avid hunter and had a small farm at Peoria, Oregon. He also had a problem raccoon that was getting into everything and beating up on his small hunting Spaniel that would bravely go out and try to confront this bull coon. He also threw great parties.
My friend Eric, lived on his family farm out in Crescent Valley, on the other side of the Willamette, in fact clear on the other side of Corvallis. He also had a problem raccoon.
One weekend when Doc Ed had a party I decided to bring Eric since Eric was also fond of hunting and I figured he and Doc Ed would get along great.
Doc Ed and Eric got to talking. They wound up discussing their raccoon problem. It seems both were in the habit of trapping and transporting problem raccoons. They got into a discussion on trapping methods and finally talked about where they dumped their problem raccoons.
It seems that Eric dumped his not far from Doc Ed's place; and Doc Ed drove out to Crescent Valley.
Next time Doc Ed had a problem coon he marked it with Day-Glo orange spray paint before dumping it. A week later Eric found a bull coon with a big bright orange patch on it in his trap.
It seemed they'd been providing round trips for raccoons between their two places.
After that I think they both took to transporting them to the afterlife.