Honestly this seriously makes me laugh. We've tried and tried to block the back porch, so the girls can't get in....but it is now to the point of almost completely sealing it up. (They love to leave my hubby eggs (giggle

) up on the shelves in his attached tool room. Then occasionally they'll roll off and hit the jig saw and.... yeah....ummm (

)
This fall, I went out of state for a few day, leaving specific instructions to repack the family size meat packages in the fridge.
He didn't....


Some we're marked down for quick sale. So by the time I got back...
They were past MY Freshness Date. So he put one on top the old stove on the back porch, so him and our daughter could go crabbing after work....
They ate the whole freaking thing!! He asked me what happened to it? I said, idk? The chickens were out there making alot of noise? They must have eaten it all!?!
Before I could say anything else, he threw open the back door and start screaming at them... YOU SICK

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!! I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU JUST ATE YOUR COUSINS!!!


Wait....what??
He says that package was all chicken breasts!!!

THEY ATE THEIR OWN COUSINS!!!!


.....OH MY






WOW