Help toilet training a Sasquatch toddler...

[FortCluck]

Sorry, I don’t see the Sasquatch, I do see a shadow though..

There is another thread for those afraid of shadows.

My Cockerels name is Sasquatch due to his enormous size.

I've never seen a real squatch, but I watch the show finding Sasquatch. They never find him either.

 

[NHMountainMan]

My Cockerels name is Sasquatch due to his enormous size.

I've never seen a real squatch, but I watch the show finding Sasquatch. They never find him either.

What do you mean either.... I've got PICS!

 

[FortCluck]

What do you mean either.... I've got PICS!

Do you sit outside and make screeching noises to see if they respond?

 

[NHMountainMan]

Do you sit outside and make screeching noises to see if they respond?

I use the baseball bat against the tree method, listening for "tree knocks",,, wait - did you hear that????

 

[FortCluck]

I use the baseball bat against the tree method, listening for "tree knocks",,, wait - did you hear that????

My neighbor's kid sound like a bunch of Sasquatch when they're looking for their dog in the middle of the night. Took us a while to get used to their crazy dog calls.

 

[NHMountainMan]

My neighbor's kid sound like a bunch of Sasquatch when they're looking for their dog in the middle of the night. Took us a while to get used to their crazy dog calls.

"Bobo, where are you???"

 

[Miss Lydia]

My Cockerels name is Sasquatch due to his enormous size.

I've never seen a real squatch, but I watch the show finding Sasquatch. They never find him either.

That's because he is hiding out in Ralphies cabin.

 

[duluthralphie]

My Cockerels name is Sasquatch due to his enormous size.

I've never seen a real squatch, but I watch the show finding Sasquatch. They never find him either.

Sasquatch’s are smarter than people give them credit for. They hide when census takers come around.

They avoid most people until they can be sure the person is trustworthy. I respect the privacy of the Sasquatch’s. I have been contacted by that ratings driven show’s producer multiple times. However, I have had to turn them down on interviews with the Sasquatch’s.

The Sasquatch family has a few demands before any interview and the show refuses to meet those demands.

In addition as landlord and the talent agent for the Sasquatch’s I have a simple fee they have to pay. They have refused this as well.

 

[duluthralphie]

Do you sit outside and make screeching noises to see if they respond?

This is a rookie mistake!

Do you know how many people have died calling Sasquatch’s in Sasquatchesse?

If you don’t get the sound just right, they will take it as an insult. Insulting a Sasquatch will role them. Many people die just from seeing this.

Most deaths by heart attacks in the woods are actually caused by insulting a Sasquatch. The local authorities know this, but listing death by Sasquatch does not go well with the feds in DC.

They want to be the only big bad monster in the country and will “clean” any loose ends including a well meaning Sheriff telling the truth..

 

[Miss Lydia]

Ever read the book by Frank Peretti Monster I believe these are you Sasquatch @duluthralphie