Help toilet training a Sasquatch toddler...

[duluthralphie]

Ever read the book by Frank Peretti Monster I believe these are you Sasquatch @duluthralphie

I have not that kind of fiction scares me

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Buy the sasquash a tablet!
There's an app for that.

 

[duluthralphie]

Buy the sasquash a tablet!
There's an app for that.

We don’t have phone service or Tv up there so no way for them to download the app

 

[shawluvsbirds]

We don’t have phone service or Tv up there so no way for them to download the app

Excuses.. Take it home first and download it for them before you give it to them silly.

 

[duluthralphie]

Excuses.. Take it home first and download it for them before you give it to them silly.

Nope, the brat ate the last cell phone I gave them.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Nope, the brat ate the last cell phone I gave them.

Hum. . maybe this is the problem with the toilet training.
Perhaps the phone is lodged somewhere in the poop shoot making the poor squatch child unawares of when it needs to go.
I now am thinking you will need to purchase a looong pair of gloves and remove the cellular device by hand before you can expect any training methods to be effective.

 

[duluthralphie]

Hum. . maybe this is the problem with the toilet training.
Perhaps the phone is lodged somewhere in the poop shoot making the poor squatch child unawares of when it needs to go.
I now am thinking you will need to purchase a looong pair of gloves and remove the cellular device by hand before you can expect any training methods to be effective.

My hands are too large, come on up and lend a hand..

 

[shawluvsbirds]

My hands are too large, come on up and lend a hand..

Not my squatch. . not my problem.

 

[FortCluck]

You're killing me

 

[casportpony]

Hum. . maybe this is the problem with the toilet training.
Perhaps the phone is lodged somewhere in the poop shoot making the poor squatch child unawares of when it needs to go.
I now am thinking you will need to purchase a looong pair of gloves and remove the cellular device by hand before you can expect any training methods to be effective.

OMG, that is seriously funny!