Hurricane Advice

[RUNuts]

I bet Mr. Muddy would marry you again in a NY sec.
I think he would follow you around like a puppy in the mean time.
We've seen your pictures, remember, bathing suit girl.

Crazy Lady and I have been married twice. I think it's someone else's turn.



And she wants another. Sheesh, I'm not over the first one. But the kids are gone... for better or worse.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Crazy Lady and I have been married twice. I think it's someone else's turn.



And she wants another. Sheesh, I'm not over the first one. But the kids are gone... for better or worse.

I know the feeling of partial freedom, only I don't have to worry about another. God willing and kids using good judgement.

 

[muddy75]

Crazy Lady and I have been married twice. I think it's someone else's turn.



And she wants another. Sheesh, I'm not over the first one. But the kids are gone... for better or worse.

Your philosophy matches mr muddy so close, its actually SCARY!!!!!!!

 

[RUNuts]

Your philosophy matches mr muddy so close, its actually SCARY!!!!!!!

The first time you get married is out of curiosity.


The second time, it's your own damn fault.

A wise man told me this after the second one. Too little, too late.

Crazy Lady was waiting tables and a regular customer introduced her as his future ex to his buddies. She corrected him. She would be his widow. She got a lot of tips for that one liner.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

OMG that makes so much sense, now. So far 3 has been a good number for me.

 

[muddy75]

OMG that makes so much sense, now. So far 3 has been a good number for me.

Yeah I was going to ask if “3rd time’s the charm”

 

[RUNuts]

Yeah I was going to ask if “3rd time’s the charm”

A guy, after I relayed that bit of information, asked me what #6 was. He was in the process of running off #5 and was starting to hunt.

I got nothing for that one either.

How about "If at first you don't suck seed, sucka, sucka, sucka seed until you do suck seed?"

 

[Ursuline Chick]

My mom had a friend who said she would keep trying until she got it right.

 

[RUNuts]

My mom had a friend who said she would keep trying until she got it right.

If you can't be with the one you love, honey,
Love the one you're with.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Only if you are down and confused.