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Did I mention that the punching bag is in a PINK laundry bag? for a 16 year old boy? because I didn't know where I stuck the brand new green one earlier that day?
Sparring gear...this is something that I have only recently begun to be aware of beyond its name
Do you mean gear like the foam helmet, stuff for your hands, etc? Or, are you talking about a staff?
If you mean the foam head protection, etc. then toss it in a box, wrap, and call it done. Pillowcase would work for those, too.
If you mean a staff...use a bed sheet! Seriously! You could even "pad" it with a big blanket, so they can't see what's in it. Or, use a red Christmas tablecloth if you have one around.
You could have all kinds of fun with that one. You could tie a big bunch of towels around one end to disguise the shape of the thing...then wrap in the tablecloth or sheet.
Or, get hold of a big cardboard box, cut a long strip of cardboard, and roll it around the staff, then wrap. That one just seems like too much work, and too boring, though.
You could also take a long piece of PVC pipe and slide it down into that, then put PVC caps on the end, ROFL. Stick a bow on and call it done...