I have a contention with this song

Thats only what Christmas is if you let it be. We actually spent most of our holiday time this year getting warmies ready for out scout to take to a shelter, and more time signing and decorating almost 100 cards for a couple nursing homes, the kids took $10 each and tried to buy little treats for the adults so they won't feel left out since the adults in our family do not buy presents for each other. We did food baskets together. We spent an afternoon visiting at the nursing home, caroling, and giving out hugs and Christmas treats. All that was done while singing some holy and some just silly old fashioned Christmas songs. It wasn't empty. It was fun and hopefully it was done with the right spirit.

This is what I tell my kids. Once upon a time there was a Santa Clause. His name was St Nick and he lived a long time ago. He didn't come to replace Jesus but he came to celebrate by helping others in need at Christmas. So when we think of Santa we can say he is real because if we remember that being with each other and showing love to others is the real spirit of Christmas then he is still alive. We can't see him but he is there. They are content with that and they don't argue about how his sled gets around the world, or the dangers of climbing on strangers roof's, or why didn't Santa just get fog lights and leave Rudolf home. They just smile and keep celebrating and singing. Everything is how you look at it. Every single day is like that. Holiday's just give us a great reason to make one day count a bit more than usual. You decide how it will count and what it will mean. Thats just my opinion but it works.

" there was Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixin...Comet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all......." Merry Christmas Ya'll
 
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I would call that overthinking an old Christmas song.
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Now break down Rudolph for us, please.


OH even better Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.

Oh don't get me started on Rudolph! Sure, Santa can follow Rudolph's red nose, but wouldn't it be prudent if Rudolph could see beyond the end of his snout? That is just a disaster waiting to happen! There would be perhaps a three second notification time between Rudolph noticing the impending cliff face, and having a sleigh impacted into his rear end. I do think it is a good lesson against bullying though, despite the near certainty of a tragic demise.

And here I thought the idea of flying reindeer may have you a little off kilter.
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the only Christmas songs I listen to are sung by Larry the cable guy and Adam Sandler.... Oh and Trans Siberian Orchestra
 
"In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town."

Just what "job" is being referred to here?
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It is a little known fact that Rudolph's nose was in fact the first GPS. The red came from the LED indicator showing that it was on and functioning. The Elves were pretty hush hush about it as it stemmed from some fairly controversial gene warping and cloning projects. In an effort to head off the UN Committee on Ethics, Santa had the whole "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" song made up and went on to swing a secret deal with the US Department of Defense as a cover. Santa gets a cut of every GPS sold since he holds the patent. It is part of how he funds his enterprise.
 
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Well, as we all know, Frosty was made of snow. Snow is frozen water. Water reflects and refracts light. Light is a form of radiant energy. Now if we suppose that Frosty's own thermal radiation levels of his personal energy could and would interact with the thermal radiation energy of the stop sign and lamppost (despite his ignorance of such), it is entirely possible that he was internally triangulating his location and "reading" it from his subconscious. Thus he didn't really need a GPS as his own entitiy was in fact a GPS.
 
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I think this topic CALLS for some strong eggnog. Darn'it. I forgot to stop and get a bottle of Rum to pour in my eggnog. Now I'm seriously thinking of going back out to the nearest liquor store but I don't know how late they stay open. Not this late I'm sure or they'd be visited by a few too many mask-wearing bozos...
 

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