Well, not really. When I was in school today (50 miles away from home) I started getting strange calls, asking me why I never told anyone about the wedding. Even my father called and was very upset that I kept a secret of this magnatude from them. Apparently they were referring to this... Yes, it is a REAL engagement announcement in the REAL local paper... The problem is, it ISN'T REAL!!! I am NOT getting engaged! It reads as follows: They got my information all right (meaning the names of my parents, work and school) the thing is, this supposed "fiance" of mine, doesn't exist.His parents don't exist. No wonder I've never heard of him! I'm not even dating anyone, anyhow!!! Needless to say, the damage control aspect took up my whole lunch break and many, many phone calls. I didn't even get to see it till I got home an hour ago! Someone obviously thought they were being funny. I've even had a call to reschedule my mom's doctor appointment and the receptionist (whom I I DON'T EVEN KNOW) freakin' congratulated me! Arg! What am I going to do now!!! Edited for clarity EDITED for content, do not post personal information on the web.