I'm going to kill my husband

[the-bird-man]

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or run like hell

 

[wildorchid053]

this is too funny.. now you have to change your title to emuthefishlady.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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No, no I do not. I refuse to be EmtheEmuLady.

 

[Junkmanme]

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[vebyrd36]

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That cracked me up! I'm sorry, I'm sure it wasn't funny in the least...but I have a sick, sick sense of humor.

No it is very funny I laughed my butt off. Teach him to bring something like that home. He said well you like bids. I said yes I do but the biggest bird I want around here is you ( Byrd) that is our last name

 

[Mac in Wisco]

I have WHAT in my yard? :

Tell him to wear a bra for the next 21 days with one egg in each cup.

That's more like 56 days.



-- I guess some of y'all caught that already --​

 

[Tomhusker]

Just make a HUGE (and expensive) omelet, problem solved.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

We're going to give it a go. My husband is super excited, and paid for the eggs before he even got home from work. (I think so I couldn't change my mind.)

 

[arianna]

I have had a bad day today, but your post got my spirits right back up. It was so funny to read all the comments, and I LOVED your reply to the guy who said that it is illegal to kill in most states (you asked witch state it is legal so you can move ...) now that was a perfect answer………..
Hope your Emu experience will go well…..and you know we will love some photo updates on BYC (if you decide to keep them).
Until then good luck and best wishes from your BYC friend, Arianna

 

[poultryrox11]

Sweet, your hubby sounds great! Enjoy your emus and/or omlets.