I'm going to kill my husband

[arianna]

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[Junkmanme]

I have an old friend that makes "Custom" Leather Goods, do you want me to ask him about making an "Emu Saddle" ?
-Junkmanme-

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I have a feeling I won't want to get anywhere near them once they get taller than I am.

 

[Junkmanme]

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I have a feeling I won't want to get anywhere near them once they get taller than I am.

Don't FRET ! With a little work and a few broken bones...you can make a FORTUNE as "The EMU Whisperer".

What a WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

 

[vebyrd36]

Emu scare me. We had some and I was kicked by one. I was sore for days. My Dh was chased by one and it took his shirt off. So now I have a nice pair of boots. I told him do not ever bring a bird home bigger then us.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I have a feeling I won't want to get anywhere near them once they get taller than I am.

Don't FRET ! With a little work and a few broken bones...you can make a FORTUNE as "The EMU Whisperer".

[What a WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY !!!/i]

-Junkmanme-

If you saw me climb a wall to get away from a turkey, you wouldn't think I could be an anything whisperer!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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That cracked me up! I'm sorry, I'm sure it wasn't funny in the least...but I have a sick, sick sense of humor.

 

[Junkmanme]

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That cracked me up! I'm sorry, I'm sure it wasn't funny in the least...but I have a sick, sick sense of humor.

Yep. It kinda reminded me of that ole Tom T. Hall song about the switchblade knife in Germany.

Ha-Ha !!!
-Junkmanme-

 

[Junkmanme]

"If it's got a switchblade knife (or big Feet) Salute it !!!"