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I died reading this! That could be a story I wrote myself! Hahaha
Oh man. I wear the groadiest, most mismatched outfits ever for my chickening duties! I should compile a photo album of them; I'm sure my neighbors enjoy my fashion selections.
Sometimes when I go out there, I feel like Tony Soprano, when he would waddle out to his mailbox (or to pick up the paper, or whatever) every morning in his bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. The killer, the master manipulator and changer of lives, reduced to a sad man in a bathrobe getting his paper. That is me, out to the coop each day in my fuzzy blue robe and red chicken Sloggers. Yard candy? F*ck the Cemanis. I am the yard candy.
I'm the same. Maybe some brown and pink sweat pants rolled up, a wife beater, Yellow sloggers and most of the time a bra unless I have on a sweat shirt. I'm quite the fashionista! Red shorts, orange tank top, with knee high muck boots! Hair is always a hot mess, and I talk to my chickens. I ask them questions, and when they don't answer after a minute, I answer myself for them.
I hope you feel better after your story of wine wine and woe -- it sure brightened my day! Really, I can picture it. But hey -- at least you had wine.
Sounds a lot like me when I'm around the house and yard -- I always look my best hahahaha. Usually wearing mismatched clothes that are raggedy or have paint splatters and wearing my lime green crocs. Sometimes I can be found sitting on the front porch, drinking my coffee and holding a rooster in my lap. Of course, my porch faces the main highway and is close, so everyone that drives by can have a good laugh.
You said that you've never free ranged before. I'm thinking they are probably a little scared and intimidated by the open space. They might come around to really enjoy it after they've been out a few times. Keep trying. Mine have been going out since they were a couple of weeks old, so keeping them in the coop & run is difficult, but since an attempt by a flying predator they only get to go out somewhat supervised.
I have 2 little dogs -- one wants to stay out most of the time and chase the squirrels. The other does as yours do and barks to be let in seconds after he's gone out.
I am still laughing at you running across the yard with hairy legs, holding your wine and making chicken noises. Oh I wish you lived closer!
Get A leghorn or A Easter egger they lay lots of eggs almost every day and they start laying 6 to 7 months.
My bantam Cochin lays three eggs A week and never goes broody possibly because I check for eggs twice A day
I'm noticing a pattern here.
- Some people are having a hard time getting their hens to lay.
- Those same people have really questionable fashion sense- at least around their chickens.
- Is there a link between #1 and #2???
Oh man. I wear the groadiest, most mismatched outfits ever for my chickening duties! I should compile a photo album of them; I'm sure my neighbors enjoy my fashion selections.
Sometimes when I go out there, I feel like Tony Soprano, when he would waddle out to his mailbox (or to pick up the paper, or whatever) every morning in his bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. The killer, the master manipulator and changer of lives, reduced to a sad man in a bathrobe getting his paper. That is me, out to the coop each day in my fuzzy blue robe and red chicken Sloggers. Yard candy? F*ck the Cemanis. I am the yard candy.
Oh, I'm so glad you liked it! I used to love writing silly little short stories about my messed-up life. I have lime green (fake, 4 dollars, from Christmas Tree Shops) crocs too! And wear paint splattered T's. That's crazy that we share the same coop clothes.
One of my faves is this old Grateful Dead T-shirt from back in the 70's when I was a young Deadhead trucking all up and down the East Coast (yeah, I am old). It is full of holes and has Alice in Wonderland sitting on a mushroom with a Cheshire cat. It is tie-dyed to the point of giving you seizures if you stare at it too long. It goes excellent with a pair of pale green silk Victoria's Secret pajama shorts, and the R.C. Sloggers. Maybe it's the hallucinogenic mushroom, or all the bright colors, but I swear it has a hypnotic effect on the chickens. Not to mention the neighbors, lol!
I guess when you get of a certain age you just don't give a hoot what people think of you any more, you get a real kick out of laughing at yourself, you stop listening to the depressing news on the radio, and you talk to yourself in chicken and dog voices. You spend most of your spare time with chickens. I don't know.
I do have one Easter Egger, Maya. She's actually the most skittish of all my chickens (they're supposed to be friendly!) She's only not quite 11 weeks old, though, so too early for her! I can't wait till she starts laying her beautiful blue eggs.