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Good morning, fellow chicken freak fashionista's! I took my 9 yr old niece out to meet the girls yesterday and I introduced her to each girl in that girls voice! I think I have another squatter. Unfortunately, it is Nervous Nelly, named for her absolute terror of humans. Which means I cant really get close enough to her to check for sure.

As for bio-security, imagine having a heroin addict crawling around in your coop! My cousin lives with my sister (that's where are chickens live too.) Hes def on something, as I found him out like a light, slumped over his steering wheel in his truck for 45 min! When I finally got him to wake up, he was messed up pretty bad, not even knowing what day it was. He proceeded down to the coop and crawled inside. I prayed he wouldn't pass out in there as I fear the girls might start eating him!

@pitbullmomma I am a nurse too, but I'm not super germ a phobe. Even tho I know better, I eat a sandwich after playing with the chickens, sometimes forgetting to wash hands first!
 
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Good morning, fellow chicken freak fashionista's! I took my 9 yr old niece out to meet the girls yesterday and I introduced her to each girl in that girls voice! I think I have another squatter. Unfortunately, it is Nervous Nelly, named for her absolute terror of humans. Which means I cant really get close enough to her to check for sure.

As for bio-security, imagine having a heroin addict crawling around in your coop! My cousin lives with my sister (that's where are chickens live too.) Hes def on something, as I found him out like a light, slumped over his steering wheel in his truck for 45 min! When I finally got him to wake up, he was messed up pretty bad, not even knowing what day it was. He proceeded down to the coop and crawled inside. I prayed he wouldn't pass out in there as I fear the girls might start eating him!

@pitbullmomma I am a nurse too, but I'm not super germ a phobe. Even tho I know better, I eat a sandwich after playing with the chickens, sometimes forgetting to wash hands first!
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Hahahahaha!! I just read your post to my hubby, he was cracking up. Now he knows I'm not the only crazy lady who talks to and for her pets in different voices, lol.

Dude--the heroin story is SO messed up!!! Please make sure the chickens don't eat your cousin, or they would be hooked too! Right? Wow, that is so crazy, you should have video'd it and put it on Youtube, maybe it would be the rock bottom he needs? (probably not)

Oh please, as far as biosecurity for MYSELF goes, I'm pretty slack. I'm a believer in Germ Theory, and I'm sure I've inadvertently eaten my share of chicken poop. from not always washing my hands/sanitizing after the fact. No, I'm strictly talking 'bout dirty germy other chicken people potentially infecting my babies, lol.
 
pitbullmomma said:
Hahahahaha!! I just read your post to my hubby, he was cracking up. Now he knows I'm not the only crazy lady who talks to and for her pets in different voices, lol.

Dude--the heroin story is SO messed up!!! Please make sure the chickens don't eat your cousin, or they would be hooked too! Right? Wow, that is so crazy, you should have video'd it and put it on Youtube, maybe it would be the rock bottom he needs? (probably not)

Oh please, as far as biosecurity for MYSELF goes, I'm pretty slack. I'm a believer in Germ Theory, and I'm sure I've inadvertently eaten my share of chicken poop. from not always washing my hands/sanitizing after the fact. No, I'm strictly talking 'bout dirty germy other chicken people potentially infecting my babies, lol.
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I should've video'd him! Dang, I was freaked out by his behavior and the fact he was crawling around inside the coop! I'm pretty sure its heroin, I don't know what other drug would make a person nod out like he does. He says its Vicodin, but Vic doesn't do that!
 
andreanar said:
I should've video'd him! Dang, I was freaked out by his behavior and the fact he was crawling around inside the coop! I'm pretty sure its heroin, I don't know what other drug would make a person nod out like he does. He says its Vicodin, but Vic doesn't do that!
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Fentanyl, maybe? I guess it could be Vic if he took enough of it. Dang, who knows, there's so much crap going around nowadays. In my neck of NJ it's really rampant, I guess it's everywhere. Apparently the crazy animal rescue lady who lives kitty corner behind me across the woods (she has 10 roos, pigs, an emu, goats, you name it, and we are def NOT in the country , lol....I love it though) has a son who is a heroin addict who has been revived a number of times, and one of my fears is that one day I will either find him 1.) breaking into my house or 2.) sleeping in my coop/eating my chickens. My dogs are useless as watchdogs, they would lick him to death.

Chickens and heroin. They're...everywhere.
 
You guys are killing me. :lau

I feel so warm and fuzzy, having found such other crazy chicken-talking, bio-scared, coop-clothing-fashionistas!

I say the chickens enjoy seeing what crazy outfits we are going to come up with each day. Mine don't like my hoodies on rainy days though. :D

(if a coop fashion thread gets started, please post a link here) :p. Better yet, just keep it here. you can change the thread title...IF you ever get an egg. :lau
 
WVduckchick said:
You guys are killing me. :lau

I feel so warm and fuzzy, having found such other crazy chicken-talking, bio-scared, coop-clothing-fashionistas!

I say the chickens enjoy seeing what crazy outfits we are going to come up with each day. Mine don't like my hoodies on rainy days though. :D

(if a coop fashion thread gets started, please post a link here) :p. Better yet, just keep it here. you can change the thread title...IF you ever get an egg. :lau
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MUCH LOVE!!!! :) XOXOXOXOXOXOXO (I don't know how to stick emojis in there, sorry)

Keeping the thread here! I would have to change the title to, I don't know...

The Biosecurity/Bad Fash Coop Choices/Heroin Tales/Useless Non-Egg-Laying Chickens/Humans Talking Like Their Dogs and Chickens/Hairy-Legged/Zombie Apocalypse Thread

Dang, I kind of like it! Oh well, you guys are already here, you get the gist, lol.

Oh, by the way? STILL no freaking egg, today! I ate yet another store bought egg this morning. Like it seems I always will. Sigh.
 
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Oops, we forgot the alcohol-consuming part. Can't leave that out. :lol:
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Edited for your viewing pleasure, WVDC! I aim to please! :)

The Biosecurity/Cheap Wine Imbibing/Bad Fash Coop Choices/Heroin Tales/Useless Non-Egg-Laying Chickens/Humans Talking Like Their Dogs and Chickens/Hairy-Legged/Zombie Apocalypse Thread

Now I want to change the title, but I can't figure out how, lol. Cuz there are already a million "why isn't my stupid chicken laying" threads. And this one is, well, so much more. :)
 
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So ok, I was about to go out to peek on the silly birds and had a thought. I also grab my pistol every time i go out. If i don't, a hawk will do a fly-by, or I will step over a snake, or some such incident. As long as I carry my pistol, this stuff doesn't happen. So add the pistol-hanging-out-of-the-waistband to my fashion sense. :D
 

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