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Killer Tomato said:
Mine are 30 weeks or older, some laying, some not -- they all get the layer feed that they sell (wait for it.......) at the Liquor Store! I know! One stop shopping out here! I get my stove pellets, my rabbit pellets, and my layer pellets (plus nicotine pellets and liquid alcohol pellets), Costco toilet paper, almost at cost, all in one place. You can even rent a U-haul truck there. There are local farmers who sell their eggs at the Liquor Store (the store takes $.25, the rest goes to the farmer).

Small town living.
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Screw it. I am moving to Oregon!:wee
 
Chickassan said:
Your liquor store sounds alot like heaven.
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Word!!! Amen, sister...
 
Hahaha.....do you guys ever do this?!! (I sneak them in the house when he's not around!)

My husband went to the dentist. I ran out to do my chickening.

Then I brought my two MFD girls in the house (they're so cute, and talky, and fluffy, and kissable...)

After letting them fly around and snuggle on my lap, I brought them back to their run, cleaned up the telltale poop and feathers, checked my phone, and this was on it:

"Got my cavity filled. Get that chicken out of the house."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Does he know me, or what?!! I"m cracking the hell up, here.:lau
 
WVduckchick said:
I want a liquor store that sells chicken feed! :rant

(or a feed store that sells liquor would work too. lol)
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That is the shizz! Me too!

When I lived in Michigan, they had these drive-through liquor stores here and there. It was crazy.

I always thought, what a great idea for a business would be: a chain that is like a liquor store delivery. For when you are too settled in the couch, don't feel like doing your makeup, it's too cold outside, or you just don't care! ya know, like Chinese delivery or pizza. It would be such a great Shark Tank idea (I thought of it first! Dibs!) But it's probably illegal, for the obvious reasons. A girl can dream, though!
 
pitbullmomma said:
That is the shizz! Me too!

When I lived in Michigan, they had these drive-through liquor stores here and there. It was crazy.

I always thought, what a great idea for a business would be: a chain that is like a liquor store delivery. For when you are too settled in the couch, don't feel like doing your makeup, it's too cold outside, or you just don't care! ya know, like Chinese delivery or pizza. It would be such a great Shark Tank idea (I thought of it first! Dibs!) But it's probably illegal, for the obvious reasons. A girl can dream, though!
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They have 420 delivery services in the bigger cities here in Oregon (cause it's legal here)!!! There's also one in the retirement community where my mom lives in California! The idea of grandmas and grandpas getting *that* delivered to them just cracks me up!

When I lived in CA, we would ask our pizza guy to pick up six pack for us, and he'd do it. We tipped him pretty well, and he'd hang out and party with us. Ahhhh, the 80's.
 
andreanar said:
That flock block was useless to my girls! My last flock loved it. I was hoping it would keeping them pecking at something else besides poor Lucy's feathers. And you were abso-insert swear word here-lutely correct in that those stinkin favs lay eggs like a dang parakeet! Rosie acts like the world is coming to an end, all kinds of drama for 2 hrs, just to squeeze out that tiny little egg!



Does it count that my sister was sobbing? She's hefty, and the mud sucked her down like quick sand and she couldn't get unstuck, so she cried! I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants a little!
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Buhahaha! Yes, laughing and peeing a little at a sobbing sister totally counts! To be fair, I'm the youngest, so my sisters are usually laughing at whatever antics I've gotten into. I will forever be the butt of the family jokes, and I'm ok with that. It's my role.
 

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