I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

[pitbullmomma]

I don't know if I should eat it, or bronze it. OMG, I'm so excited I don't even know what to do with myself. What do you do with one little egg? And we just ordered pizza, so it really doesn't go with that.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Save it and add a second one, fry as you prefer, add BACON, some toast, a beverage AND enjoy!

 

[pitbullmomma]

Save it and add a second one, fry as you prefer, add BACON, some toast, a beverage AND enjoy!

If I wait for a second egg, that first one might go bad, useless as my chickens are, lol!

Maybe in the morning I'll boil it up and eat it with a piece of toast. I never ate a real (not store) egg before! I can't wait to taste it.

 

[Chickassan]

Well I just found out that if you fix a foot you make a friend. That hen was up my butt at roost time, I'm glad I helped the girl out. That really must have hurt, chickens normally don't show gratitude. The surgeon is now enjoying a well deserved irish coffee.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Butthole--check! Live chicken--check! No blood and guts--check!

Holy crap, I'm so freakin stoked, I sent you guys that before even my husband.
I just gave the neighbs an eye/earful. Picture it:

Jumping around in my NY Giants sweatpants, no bra with big giant boobies flopping around, Red Chicken Sloggers, a can of beer in one hand and my precious, beautiful, tiny midget egg in the other, singing "I got an eeeeeee--eeeeggg, I got an eeeee-eeeeggg, f*k yeah I got an egg! Who is THE BEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD!! Flower is, yeahhhhh!!"

More egg pics on the way.

So, she has finally been... ::: puts on sunglasses::: de-Flowered?!?!?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Chickassan]

Ohhh that was something else. You get your adopted girls yet?

So, she has finally been... ::: puts on sunglasses::: de-Flowered?!?!?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Ohhh that was something else. You get your adopted girls yet?

I DID! They are in quarantine, and one is in a separate quarantine by herself, as the others have pecked the butt off her...

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[Chickassan]

Well her name is a good honest name,better than the no name she had. I bet they are going to be in chicken heaven at your place.

I DID! They are in quarantine, and one is in a separate quarantine by herself, as the others have pecked the butt off her...

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[Smuvers Farm]

Well her name is a good honest name,better than the no name she had. I bet they are going to be in chicken heaven at your place.

So far, so good! They already come towards me when they see me coming... they know the orange bucket means food, and the funny looking lady in mismatched jammies and blue paisley boots means treats!!!

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[Chickassan]

Aww they already know you as chicken mama! They know good people, you better believe that.

So far, so good! They already come towards me when they see me coming... they know the orange bucket means food, and the funny looking lady in mismatched jammies and blue paisley boots means treats!!!