I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

[pitbullmomma]

So ok, I was about to go out to peek on the silly birds and had a thought. I also grab my pistol every time i go out. If i don't, a hawk will do a fly-by, or I will step over a snake, or some such incident. As long as I carry my pistol, this stuff doesn't happen. So add the pistol-hanging-out-of-the-waistband to my fashion sense.

Oh YEAH!!!! That is, like, so Tank Girl. Just roll some sweat socks over your wrists and the look will be complete, lol!

 

[andreanar]

Oh my! A pistol! I don't even have one. Does a pellet gun count? Cause it would so up my fashion statement (yard candy-worthiness) to have a long gun slung over my shoulder. Hairy legged, no bra, wife beater wearing, yellow sloggers, snarled haired, long gun toting crazy chicken lady!

 

[pitbullmomma]

Oh my! A pistol! I don't even have one. Does a pellet gun count? Cause it would so up my fashion statement (yard candy-worthiness) to have a long gun slung over my shoulder. Hairy legged, no bra, wife beater wearing, yellow sloggers, snarled haired, long gun toting crazy chicken lady!

Oh yeah girl, for sure! If you lived down in my neck of the woods, you wouldn't even garner a second look. You'd just be another Piney chick (which I suppose I am, but I will always be in denial. Cuz, ya know, it's always fun to make fun of everyone else!)

If you are missing teeth you get INSTANT bonus points, round here.

 

[andreanar]

Oh yeah girl, for sure! If you lived down in my neck of the woods, you wouldn't even garner a second look. You'd just be another Piney chick (which I suppose I am, but I will always be in denial. Cuz, ya know, it's always fun to make fun of everyone else!)

If you are missing teeth you get INSTANT bonus points, round here.

Glad I don't live there, I love my teeth! You know, I need them , for eating these pullets that refuse to lay!

 

[Crooked Chicken]

MUCH LOVE!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO (I don't know how to stick emojis in there, sorry)

Keeping the thread here! I would have to change the title to, I don't know...

The Biosecurity/Bad Fash Coop Choices/Heroin Tales/Useless Non-Egg-Laying Chickens/Humans Talking Like Their Dogs and Chickens/Hairy-Legged/Zombie Apocalypse Thread

Dang, I kind of like it! Oh well, you guys are already here, you get the gist, lol.

Oh, by the way? STILL no freaking egg, today! I ate yet another store bought egg this morning. Like it seems I always will. Sigh.

So ok, I was about to go out to peek on the silly birds and had a thought. I also grab my pistol every time i go out. If i don't, a hawk will do a fly-by, or I will step over a snake, or some such incident. As long as I carry my pistol, this stuff doesn't happen. So add the pistol-hanging-out-of-the-waistband to my fashion sense.

You know what they say -- birds of a feather flock together!

Oh YEAH!!!! That is, like, so Tank Girl. Just roll some sweat socks over your wrists and the look will be complete, lol!

hahaha I was thinking of doing something like this. In my older age my skin gets torn up just looking at sharp objects. My forearms seem to be shredded most of the time lately from chickens, bushes or working on the coop (wire). I was thinking of cutting toes off some socks to put over my arms. That would just complete the outfit.

 

[apryl29]

My forearms seem to be shredded most of the time lately from chickens, bushes or working on the coop (wire).

Good idea. I look like I'm a cutter w/ all the marks up my arms and legs from chicken wire. Unfortunately it was super hot most of the summer so long sleeves weren't practical while I was out working in the coop. I probably should get a tetanus shot considering my oldest child is 12 & the last time I got one was when she was born.

 

[Crooked Chicken]

Good idea. I look like I'm a cutter w/ all the marks up my arms and legs from chicken wire. Unfortunately it was super hot most of the summer so long sleeves weren't practical while I was out working in the coop. I probably should get a tetanus shot considering my oldest child is 12 & the last time I got one was when she was born.

Yep, I get a bit worried that people will think I have some dreaded skin disease. It was way too hot here to wear long sleeves also. I think I will add the socks. Hey, as long as it makes ME feel better. lol

 

[WVduckchick]

I got caught in the rain yesterday evening, working in the duck pen (actually ended up "in" the boat/pool, trying to unstop the drain! Ewww!! Ducks are adorable but they can be nasty! So I went inside and showered. But then needed to go back out to close the gate, so I pulled my sweatpants up around my knees, so they wouldn't get wet, stepped into my flip flops (skipped the muck boots since I was just going to close a gate) and as I'm slip-sliding across the yard, I thought "well, at least I'm not the only crazy chicken lady who would go outside in the pouring rain, looking like this!"

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Mind if I crash the party? WV sent me over...Now I know why!!!!
More people like me!!!!
I never match, I wear old slippers' every where...Lol
And please don't make me go to town...I'd have to put on a bra, brush the mess on my head ( I think it's hair, been in knot on my head for days)
Have a house goose, house dogs, house cats and a buff Orpington hen who has decided she prefers the indoors too. So I'm cooking dinner and running her back out, again, and sure enough she goes round to the dog door and come right back in.
Sorry, I think I just put it all out there.lol
And I rarely post anywhere except one place....Lol but y'all are awesome!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Thanks for sending me over!!!!!

I got caught in the rain yesterday evening, working in the duck pen (actually ended up "in" the boat/pool, trying to unstop the drain! Ewww!! Ducks are adorable but they can be nasty! So I went inside and showered. But then needed to go back out to close the gate, so I pulled my sweatpants up around my knees, so they wouldn't get wet, stepped into my flip flops (skipped the muck boots since I was just going to close a gate) and as I'm slip-sliding across the yard, I thought "well, at least I'm not the only crazy chicken lady who would go outside in the pouring rain, looking like this!"