I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

[21hens-incharge]

I am beyond behind on here! OMG the last couple pages are way to funny!

I will definitely have to get caught up in the morning.

I still get up at 5 am.
Getting pretty sleepy so catch up has to wait.

 

[Chickassan]

Oh lordy!

imma Scorpio

I think I've probably got you all beat on foul mouthness. I was raised by truck drivers, "im serious".

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Know that feeling

 

[WVduckchick]

Ok, this is getting somewhat creepy of all the things we all have in common.

 

[CSAchook]

Thanks @Crooked Chicken! Glad my girls aren't the only ones that missed the memo on proper hen etiquette (come on, squat dang it!). Maybe I should buy one of these fancy suits you ladies have and demonstrate for them?

Oh man @apryl29 if I had a camera in my hen house... heaven help us between that and BYC I would probably never leave my house again! The chicken addiction would just grow and grow! All chickens all the time! I would hoard great numbers of chickens and encourage them to follow me in awe as I paraded around in my chicken suit

 

[CSAchook]

I'm so dang eggcited! Yesterday, my legbar started squawking and carrying on, singing the egg song over and over, hanging out in the coop, going in and out of nest boxes! I think I may get that blue egg soon! The squatting faverolles, Rosie, still has not laid anything!
@apryl29 Don't feel bad, I have a mouth like a trucker!

I'm rooting for you and your legbar!

 

[andreanar]

@Chickassan ohh man, to be raised by truckers! You can probably teach us some new words! When I'm mad, I string together all kinds of swear words that make no kinda sense!

 

[pitbullmomma]

Thanks @Crooked Chicken! Glad my girls aren't the only ones that missed the memo on proper hen etiquette (come on, squat dang it!). Maybe I should buy one of these fancy suits you ladies have and demonstrate for them?

The neighbors would LOVE that, lol!

 

[Crooked Chicken]

It's my birthday month.

I'll be April - I'm a Taurus. Unless Apryl29 is April, lol.

I've actually wondered what would happen if the chickens fall into the duck boat. I let the ducks out into the yard daily, and one pen of chickens gets the duck pen for the day. none have fallen in so far yet, or maybe they made their way back out. Lol

gotta look that up. I sew, so maybe i can make one!

And again, I'm right there with all the fowl-mouthed gals here. My hubby is even worse, but it's just plain English to us.

I have a plastic kiddie pool in the yard for the ducks. The chickens sometimes stand on the edge to drink, but haven't seen any fall in yet. I know they don't go willingly.

My folks were just watching an old Lawrence Welk show and they had a bunch of singing dancing chickens....

 

[Crooked Chicken]