So, you're saying you are concerned about something like depicted below?
The above photo is a limp and flaccid attempt at humor.
When I read your post, I was surprised. You have always been a kind-hearted and gracious lady.
Obviously, I was mistaken in my interpretation of your words. Perhaps I should have PM'd you with a "Huh" message before flying off the handle.
Being a joker, I constantly lean toward the edge of propriety. Occasionally, I fall overboard. I usually re-read my postings before hitting "submit" for that reason.
Unless I have poisoned the well, I hope to continue to include you among my friends.
John
P.S. Please tell me a "nice" way to kill chipmunks.