You can't read Harry Potter and The Chronicles of Narnia because they are too...dense?My mom had to go super in depth into that book in her English class in college. A a year and a half later and it's still just popping up in her life in the weirdest ways
I read the child's version when I was a kid, and enjoyed it, but it wasn't as dense as the actual one. Same reason I don't read Harry Potter or Narnia
Old Spice. And Axe. Eww.To which phase?

Except someone...hey, great job on the ignore there, team.
really well done by everyone.
To which part?

Ever heard the expression dumber than a box of rocks?