joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, was to say, "Amen!"

    The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah," he rode off very proud of his new purchase.

    The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no... Bible!....Church!...Please Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer. "Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

    The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

    "HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. theOEGBman

    theOEGBman Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Yogiman

    Yogiman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Now that right there is real funny. That one will make old coots wet themselves laughing. [​IMG]
     
  4. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] good job Gerald!!
     
  5. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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  6. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. Lil Chirp

    Lil Chirp Chillin' With My Peeps

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    herd it [​IMG]
     
  8. BantammChick

    BantammChick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Great joke!:lau:thumbsup
     

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