Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[sealer39]

Ratatouille

Never heard called that before!

“Hey babe, you in the mood for Ratatouille?”

Nope, never heard that one.

 

[sealer39]

I meant to post this last night. Here’s my white trash out building. We got toilets, a car, scrap, swallows, the whole shebang.View attachment 2271696

That definitely classifies!

It would help if there was a chicken nest in the toilet though.

 

[MROO]

We had some heavy winds and rains last night. Fixin to get out on the 4 wheeler and check for tree limbs and debris on the roads. Power stayed on which is good cuz sleepin in 90 degree heat and humidity with a loud ass generator is no fun.

Yay. That nasty bugger is headed towards the Mid-Atlantic (me! Yay! NOT!) now. It's supposed to start announcing its' evil presence sometime tomorrow night. I sure hope you took the wind out of its' sails for us!

 

[MROO]

Never heard called that before!

“Hey babe, you in the mood for Ratatouille?”

Nope, never heard that one.

Never saw the Disney movie? Oh, RATS!

 

[MROO]

good mornin y’all!! i’ve had my coffee and cracked about 75 quail eggs for mr muddy to whip up a frittata for breakfast!

So howdaheck do you "crack" an egg that tiny without losing most of the "business parts" on your hands? Or is THAT why you needed to do 75, to cover the collateral damage?

 

[muddy75]

So howdaheck do you "crack" an egg that tiny without losing most of the "business parts" on your hands? Or is THAT why you needed to do 75, to cover the collateral damage?

i use scissors but @Kiki recently posted her non-scissor cracking method that was really cool!! you can also pop them open with a steak knife. i don’t have much collateral damage/loss with coturnix eggs but button eggs are a different story!

 

[Kiki]

So howdaheck do you "crack" an egg that tiny without losing most of the "business parts" on your hands? Or is THAT why you needed to do 75, to cover the collateral damage?

 

[MROO]

Almost made me go back and read to see what's going on. I persevered.

It's an evil conspiracy. In an eggshell ... The party on the first part was on her way to the bank to get money, but not for spending, for gambling, or to "pay back a debt." It was just money she "owed someone." All was forgotten until she mentioned it again, and the party on the second part took on the extremely difficult task of solving the mystery.
It's a battle of the wills ... with a lot of collateral input (and damage, I'm sure) from the Peanut Gallery (the rest of us.) It's really not critical ... but it's been HIGHLY entertaining.

At least, it's been entertaining for everyone but poor @KDOGG331. Keep up the tough skin, gal! Everyone's entitled to a few good secrets!

And to @Kiki, I say ...
"Go GIT 'er!"

Oh dear ... I guess I'm not helping much, am I? But at least you know what's going on, now ... at least as much as the rest of us do. It just didn't take 30+ pages to catch up!

 

[sealer39]

good mornin y’all!! i’ve had my coffee and cracked about 75 quail eggs for mr muddy to whip up a frittata for breakfast!

I meant to reply to this one too.

75 EGG FRITTATA!!!

So if four quail eggs equals one chicken egg, that’s an 18.75 egg frittata! You need to put Mr Muddy on a diet!

 

[muddy75]

I meant to reply to this one too.

75 EGG FRITTATA!!!

So if four quail eggs equals one chicken egg, that’s an 18.75 egg frittata! You need to put Mr Muddy on a diet!

we each had 1 slice.......so there’s leftovers