Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

[BeardedChick]

There is nothing crazy about (pink) crocs and (grey) sox. Absolutely nothin'.

(guess what I'm wearin')

 

[conny63malies]

calamityjen
I used to could get 2 bales of alfalfa, 200lbs of feed, 4 kids, and a weeks groceries and a chiweenie in my 82 volvo 240 gl



I am just glad that I am not the only one who "used to could"

 

[Year of the Rooster]

wow, lots of interesting neighbors. I don't know if a 15 year old should be complaining about our neighbor but oh well, here it goes

:

We had an old couple living next to us that were just the nicest people in the world! But sadly they moved to Maryland to be closer to their grandchildren. Then a new family moved in with a son and daughter and two yappy dogs. I remember one day when I went over to play, the dogs were kinda vicious so their daughter was holding them back in their igloo dog house. Then one got out and so did the other. One was biting my jacket while the other came up and bit my BUTT!!!! and the daughter just ran to the other side of the house. Thankfully their dad who is a real nice guy came to make sure I was ok. The daughter got in a lot of trouble, hehe. And remember, I was about 11 or 12 when this happened

Another time a friend that comes to visit his grandma's boyfriend (both really nice people, dont' seem that old) and I were riding our bikes at night around the neighborhood and all of a sudden the two dogs come charging out of the shadows and biting at our heals. I was afraid to go home

. They also used to let their dogs run around free and they would go to the bathroom in other people's yards. So eventually they got rid of ONE of the dogs. The other is still around. Not as mean since I'm not afraid of him anymore.

Oh! and another time during winter, their kids were in our yard playing with some rotten pumpkins that we threw out. They threw bits of it all over the yard. I wanted to go over there and smack them

And another time I found them climbing a tree on OUR property, but they said it was on theirs, NOT!

Oh! and we sold our trampoline to them. I didnt' jump on it that much so they bought it and sometimes when I see them jumping on it they yell at me saying "Haha!! You don't have a trampoline!" Who gave you the frickin' thing in the first place?!

The mom isn't all that great either. She smokes and is the bar trash type (no offense to anyone who is

). She came over to our house saying that I would hit her daughter really hard on the head when I got on the bus. Pffft, please, I just tapped her on the head. I can guarantee that I did nothing to hurt her and her daughter lied right in everyone's faces! After that was over my dad said he saw it in her eyes that she was lieing and I could too. The Dad on the other hand is a really nice person.

Sorry for the vent. Just wanted to let that out

 

[dacjohns]

Are you all telling the truth?

Oblio, we're not so bad after all.

My Crocs are olive green with a bright orange strap and I often wear socks with them. Usually greenish wool hiking socks.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

dacjohns,

If you were asking me if I was telling the truth then Yes I was. Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean I'm a liar.

Edited to say that all of this happened in the PAST. Not recently.

 

[BeardedChick]

Mine is true. Even the part about wearing pink crocs.

I really should have told stories about the hill billy neighbors to the west.

1. they made a black powder cannon & they shoot 3" steel ball bearings at an old car across the field

2. they have set their place on fire 3x with fireworks (big fires)

3. one of them has shot himself by accident - twice

4. one of the burned up his own leg because he was pouring gas on the bottoms of his shoes, lighting them, and running - so he would leave burning footprints behind

5. one night, on the 2nd of July, at about 2:00am we heard alot of shooting and figured this is it - they are shooting each other. one of them was yelling, "Happy 4th of July, <expletitive>" and shooting BANG BANG BANG. "How do you like that, <bleepity blankers>?" BANG BANG BANG. This goes on and on. Eventually someone called the cops, who arrested one of them. The guy had apparently been chasing some of his kid's druggy buddies off of his place - by going crazy with a gun.

6. one of them stole a bunch of money, hid in a motel, got paranoid, and burned the money. Guess what happened? The fire department and COPS showed up because of the fire. Ooops.

7. girlfriend went in with bail money to bail out the guy from #6, and they found out she had a warrant and put her in jail. Double ooops.

8. now every time guy from #6 gets arrested, he says he doesn't have his ID and he gives his brothers name. Cops now think his brother is the bad one (he's not).

9. one of them threatened to toss a city cop off a bridge (they were standing on the bridge at the time). cop was not amused & took them down really hard

10. one of them was being arrested, and refused to cooperate. The cop hit him with a stick. He laughed and said, "You are going to have to hit me harder than that" and he said the cop really knocked the heck out of him the next blow

There's more, but the day is too short... Plus I'm saving up material for a screenplay.

ps. I save the olive green crocs for dressing up. Never thought to trade the straps... Great fashion tip!

 

[dacjohns]

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Year of the Rooster. That was just a general statement to all the posts. I was not calling anyone a liar. Sorry that it came out that way.

Some of you folks have some pretty scarry neighbors.


Should have put a smilie on my last post. Going back to add one.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

oh ok. Sorry dacjohns

 

[klf73]

I must be a magnet!!!! My children were getting dropped off by their grandparents and my daughter (12) came in and said someone is feeding the dogs! I go outside and this woman is standing in front of my dog pen (very large, 4 dog houses, big bucket of water, 2 beagles, etc) I went out and it turns out she is deaf. She starts giving me what for in sign language! I have no idea what her problem was. It was 80 today, my dogs had shelter and water and didn't go out till the afternoon. They needed some exercise. I had no idea what she was "saying" other than she was going to call someone on me. One of my dogs has cherry eye we fixed once already(worked for short time) and don't have the money to try again yet. I am baffled!!!! I waved for her to leave, we have no trespassing signs up (thanks to previously stated neighbor) and she flipped me off in front of the kids! Why does this stuff always happen when dh is at work? Anyway, I called the police because I have no idea what she "fed" them. The police probably think I'm the crazy one

. I mean really, what is it with people???? I don't bother anyone......
Krista

 

[SewingDiva]

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But you live in Sharon...are you surprised?

I live two towns north of you in Westwood. In Westwood you have have as many as 7 hens on just aobut any lot size for a $10 yearly permit, and you can have a rooster too if there is 1,000 feet between you and your neighbor. And if your property is big enough you can also have goats, or more then 7 hens.

Our schools are equal to Sharon's too.

Move to Westwood and be my neighbor! Come by any time to see our chickens - just PM me.

~Phyllis