Mine is true.

Even the part about wearing pink crocs.
I really should have told stories about the hill billy neighbors to the west.
1. they made a black powder cannon & they shoot 3" steel ball bearings at an old car across the field
2. they have set their place on fire 3x with fireworks (big fires)
3. one of them has shot himself by accident - twice
4. one of the burned up his own leg because he was pouring gas on the bottoms of his shoes, lighting them, and running - so he would leave burning footprints behind
5. one night, on the
2nd of July, at about 2:00am we heard alot of shooting and figured this is it - they are shooting each other. one of them was yelling, "Happy 4th of July, <expletitive>" and shooting BANG BANG BANG. "How do you like that, <bleepity blankers>?" BANG BANG BANG. This goes on and on. Eventually someone called the cops, who arrested one of them. The guy had apparently been chasing some of his kid's druggy buddies off of his place - by going crazy with a gun.
6. one of them stole a bunch of money, hid in a motel, got paranoid, and burned the money. Guess what happened? The fire department and COPS showed up because of the fire. Ooops.
7. girlfriend went in with bail money to bail out the guy from #6, and they found out she had a warrant and put her in jail. Double ooops.
8. now every time guy from #6 gets arrested, he says he doesn't have his ID and he gives his brothers name. Cops now think his brother is the bad one (he's not).
9. one of them threatened to toss a city cop off a bridge (they were standing on the bridge at the time). cop was not amused & took them down really hard
10. one of them was being arrested, and refused to cooperate. The cop hit him with a stick. He laughed and said, "You are going to have to hit me harder than that" and he said the cop really knocked the heck out of him the next blow
There's more, but the day is too short... Plus I'm saving up material for a screenplay.
ps. I save the olive green crocs for dressing up. Never thought to trade the straps... Great fashion tip!