Grats to all the new birdies and their people...
Now a word of warning to all:
STEP BACK FROM THE WATERFOWL!
run, do not walk as fast as you can to your nearest bar, drink until you cannot remember what a duck is! DO not leave said bar until all danger of duck ownership has passed.
*this message is brought to you as a public service by Ralphie...
Also do not worry about alcoholism, while that can be a problem, owning waterfowl is much worse.
edited to make the print larger, it appears Perchie missed it the first time...
Now a word of warning to all:
STEP BACK FROM THE WATERFOWL!
run, do not walk as fast as you can to your nearest bar, drink until you cannot remember what a duck is! DO not leave said bar until all danger of duck ownership has passed.
*this message is brought to you as a public service by Ralphie...
Also do not worry about alcoholism, while that can be a problem, owning waterfowl is much worse.
edited to make the print larger, it appears Perchie missed it the first time...
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