- May 11, 2010
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1) Dislocate upper cervical vertebrae

Keep your eyes closed!


Flash your wattles while looking for Stan

Then check out your primary feathers for perfect fluffy butt exposure

Then bury your head in utter disdain. Flick your tail for added effect.

Then take the tiniest peek to see if Stan is looking.

Then a glare to catch Stan's eye

This causes Stan to flash his wattles

And give a good crow.

And now you can share a snack with your manly rooster!

Although at times a good peck on the neck will work wonders.

Keep your eyes closed!
Flash your wattles while looking for Stan
Then check out your primary feathers for perfect fluffy butt exposure
Then bury your head in utter disdain. Flick your tail for added effect.
Then take the tiniest peek to see if Stan is looking.
Then a glare to catch Stan's eye
This causes Stan to flash his wattles
And give a good crow.
And now you can share a snack with your manly rooster!
Although at times a good peck on the neck will work wonders.