If people would do more fighting outside the courtroom, more good would be done, I believe. For far too long, these dimwits have had the money (and power) to drag people into court over such frivolous things as this. It's far cheaper to have it out in the street. It's just that the minions-who-would-be-god know they're likely to get their butts kicked for trying to tyrannize the general public, so they hide behind their titles/badges/desks.
In my home State of WV, they call it Dueling. And, to be fair? True 'West by God Virginians' do tend to do that just a bit too quickly, and entirely too well, for the State to allow us to legally resolve our disputes in such quick and decisive manner ... still works quite well for me ~'-)
But, I responded primarily to say that I love your signature ...