Larry I go with the dark bird.
Your son's comments about the instructors at boot camp reminded me of when my oldest son had enlisted in the Army, the people he was working for didn't want him to go. They told him how hard the drill instructors would be on him. With that he started laughing. When the ask why he replied "you people don't know that my Dad used to be a DI and I just finished 18 years with him, 8 weeks of basic I can do standing on my head".
Your son's comments about the instructors at boot camp reminded me of when my oldest son had enlisted in the Army, the people he was working for didn't want him to go. They told him how hard the drill instructors would be on him. With that he started laughing. When the ask why he replied "you people don't know that my Dad used to be a DI and I just finished 18 years with him, 8 weeks of basic I can do standing on my head".