Midwest Weather Report

[joebryant]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm convinced by/with irrefutable evidence that it's never going to rain again, and we're all going to die.

BTW, I've stopped all work on the ark; my calculations last month about the rain's never stopping had a flaw.

 

[Boyd]

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it's been threatening to downpour since last wednesday and all it's done is spit at us a little bit. Things are pretty dry up here also Joe.

 

[Camelot Farms]

If you'd like to list that partially built ark here in the BST section, some of us in NE TN and SW VA would bid

 

[joebryant]

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it's been threatening to downpour since last wednesday and all it's done is spit at us a little bit. Things are pretty dry up here also Joe.

Boyd, with day after day of 90 degrees my garden soil is so hard that I can't till it. Anne bought some chrysanthemums and I cannot dig deep enough in the flower garden to plant them. Same thing is happening to some friends and their garden/yard. What's strange is, I have really good, friable garden soil. This is the hottest summer that I can remember.

 

[joebryant]

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You can have it for free, but it's 300 cubits long. How will you move it?

 

[Camelot Farms]

Drat! My hauler is only registered for 250 cubits. Ah well, perhaps someone else can use it

 

[joebryant]

Welllllll, nobody can say that I didn't warn them. I just learned (seriously) that August, 2010, had the least rainfall ever in recorded history.

Take heart, folks, with my being part Cherokee I have certain inate skills that only Indians have for such emergencies... If 1,000 of you send $100 immediately, I will do a buck-naked rain dance out in my field. That can't help but bring a storm with thunder and lightening from Heaven. Be sure to send cash.

 

[Mahonri]

Would you fly to AZ to do the dance?

We haven't had rain in weeks.

It hit 112 yesterday. (Tied a record)... Should hit 109 today.

I still have to turn on the AC in the coop from about 2PM to 5PM to keep the little darlings alive.

 

[joebryant]

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I could never turn down a request for help. Merely send me a first-class, round-trip airline ticket; arrange prepaid hotel/motel reservations for four; provide three young squaw assistants (good dancers of course), and I'll be there tomorrow whooping and ahollerin'.

 

[Kansaseq]

Be sure to record it so we can you-tube it. I bet you'd be REALLY popular