My Love Affair With Ducks...

[duluthralphie]

Dux understand only one thing, to destroy human kind!! That’s it. They communicate like a virus or fungi, science cannot be sure which it is.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Mine are the same - i've said it before and i'll say it again, if I am not holding the treat bowl, I might as well be holding a flamethrower

It doesn't really matter what i am holding in my hands: If it is just slightly larger than a grasshopper it must be something duck eatin':

• A spade or a rake: Eats duck for breakfast, run for your lifes!
• A piece of wood, larger than a chip: Will eat duck as lunch, run sisters, run!
• A Planter (not the one used as the supper bowl): Grabs a duck and turns it into dinner, leave the drakes behind!
• Any kind of bag, feed, boss, even a blue cat-food bag: Run for the hills and quack for help!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Dux understand only one thing, to destroy human kind!! That’s it. They communicate like a virus or fungi, science cannot be sure which it is.

Did you order those heated socks that my dux have recommended to save your toes from freezing off? - You need to be able to run quickly next spring, otherwise hunt you will only be half the fun…

 

[HalfWayUpAMountain]

Did you order those heated socks that my dux have recommended to save your toes from freezing off? - You need to be able to run quickly next spring, otherwise hunt you will only be half the fun…

Heated socks ???!! Thats a thing ?!

 

[duluthralphie]

Heated socks ???!! Thats a thing ?!

Yep it is.
We even have heated snowmobile suits and helmets.

I am hoping they come out with heated “Depends” at my age the idea of wearing a damp freezing diaper is not appealing..

 

[HalfWayUpAMountain]

Just Google'd it - am going to order me some !

 

[duluthralphie]

Just Google'd it - am going to order me some !

Good luck, I have tried the heated stuff but didn’t like it.

 

[HalfWayUpAMountain]

Good luck, I have tried the heated stuff but didn’t like it.

What didn't you like ?

We only get to about minus 10c so I am probably being a bit amateur about it

 

[duluthralphie]

It got too hot and just didn’t feel natural.

 

[Enten4life]

My love affair with ducks started the moment I saw my first duck hatch. She was the only egg that hatched so raising her alone meant I couldn't leave her alone. Closest I have to children, really. Among the other birds, dogs, snakes, fish, bees, etc