My Love Affair With Ducks...

[duluthralphie]

Everyone knows dux are trying to rule mankind...in addition to spreading disease, pestilence, locusts and limes disease..

Covid actually was a dux invention

Everyone!!!

oh and they hate wizards in blue shoes

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I could have used Blanca duck again today. Dumped the big duck’s pool out and there was a baby copperhead under it.

Aren't copperheads poisonous?

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Bites and chases me. Focused on human toe amputation. Treats entry to coop by flying in face. Blood blister application to lower legs and hands when reaching for water bowl of food container. Usually striking in appearance. ExampleView attachment 2209921

Donald Drake (R.I.P.) started to do that with me too. I grabbed him by the bill and held it shut and i gave him the »heavy hand« on his back and pinned him down to the ground for ~½ a minute to dominate him. His attitude towards me changed very quickly as he accepted that i was much stronger than him…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Everyone knows dux are trying to rule mankind...in addition to spreading disease, pestilence, locusts and limes disease..

Covid actually was a dux invention

Everyone!!!

oh and the hate wizards in blue shoes

That's all untrue! Fake News! So sad!
In fact, the truth can be found on fakebook and what happened is that a Xicken in China spit the virus into an open bottle of beer in a cheap street restaurant, starting the whole cascade…
The virus was just named after the brand of the beer.

 

[duluthralphie]

Donald Drake (R.I.P.) started to do that with me too. I grabbed him by the bill and held it shut and i gave him the »heavy hand« on his back and pinned him down to the ground for ~½ a minute to dominate him. His attitude towards me changed very quickly as he accepted that i was much stronger than him…

That would never work with a Ralphie Dux. They would wait until you were taking a nap, and attack. They have long memories and love getting revenge on dux patsies.

 

[duluthralphie]

That's all untrue! Fake News! So sad!
In fact, the truth can be found on fakebook and what happened is that a Xicken in China spit the virus into an open bottle of beer in a cheap street restaurant, starting the whole cascade…
The virus was just named after the brand of the beer.

Speaking of fake news......

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I thought that the coronavirus came from an animal in an open-air market.
Also, what is a Xicken?

 

[duluthralphie]

I thought that the coronavirus came from an animal in an open-air market.
Also, what is a Xicken?

It’s a turduxicken without the tur....

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Everyone knows dux are trying to rule mankind...in addition to spreading disease, pestilence, locusts and limes disease..

Covid actually was a dux invention

Everyone!!!

oh and they hate wizards in blue shoes

Ducks don't have enough intelligence to even think about ruling mankind.
Lyme disease is spread by ticks.
Locusts have nothing to do with ducks. Locusts are insects that stick to whatever climate and environment that they live in -- ducks have nothing to do with them.
I do agree that ducks can carry diseases.
Covid was not a duck "invention." Ducks do carry some diseases, but they don't generate new ones.
A pestilence is a deadly epidemic or pandemic -- ducks could theoretically start one, yes, but they don't do it on purpose.
Did I take your post too seriously? Were you joking when you said all that stuff?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

It’s a turduxicken without the tur....

That... doesn't really help. Do you mean a "turducken?" So, then, a "xicken" is a chicken?