My mom is strange LOL

[gritsar]

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You can't have cat heads without cackleberries (eggs).

Best thing to come along since white bread.

 

[nccountrygirl]

neatest thing since sliced bread

MIL used to say greatgooglymoogly, what ever that meant.

S**t fire and save matches.

 

[paganfish]

Well, a coworker and I used to always disagree on tastes so he'd say...

"One man's medicine is another man's poison." to say...whatever floats your boat!

Good nite!

 

[Scrambled Egg]

togoffrd
Re: My mom is strange LOLMom use to say

" I'm nervous as a whore in church




Heard that, in fact USE that one alot!!!

 

[twincreekfarm]

My grandmother (southern woman) used to mix things up and say them to me . . . .when I was 4! Got me in trouble in Sunday school once!

You shickle the tit out of me (You tickle the sh*t out of me)

Miss on you pister you not so mucking fuch (Piss on you mister your not so f*cking much)

Go buck a fuzzard you bizzy ditch (go f*ck a buzzard you dizzy b*tch)

I also heard:

It's colder than a witch's t*t in a brass bra

And I still tell my kids . . . . Your like a bull in a china hutch, whatcha don't break you sh*t on! -or-

You need those like t*ts on a bull

My all time favorite: "You know that white speck in chicken poop, well thats chicken poop too!"

 

[Crazy4Chicks]

When I posted this thread I had no idea you all had moms like mine LOL
alot of those my mom says also - and yes i am guilty of saying a few of them myself LOL

mom also says these alot
What ever floats your boat or what ever rocks your socks ??

I think putting a book together with all the things mom says would be a great idea I know I would buy one LOL

Julie

 

[Wildsky]

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We always said "SPLITTING IMAGE"

 

[Wildsky]

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LOL - my mother would have said Pepper and Spit!

 

[Wildsky]

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Not the brightest crayon in the box.
A sandwich short of a pick-nik.

There is a light on but nobody home.

 

[palabeco]

For Pete's sake!

Dumber then a doorknob.

You need that like you need a hole in the head.

Better to laugh then cry.

Slicker than sh*t.

You got a bug up your butt or what?

Kid: What are you doing dad? Dad: Makin a milkshake.
(when dad is in a bad mood and busy with something)