My mom is strange LOL

These are from grandma...

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"

"A moment on the lips then forever on the hips"

"And this soon too shall pass"

"If you keep one foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow, you will pee all over today"
 
One of my fave's mom used to ALWAYS say when I was little, and I havent seen anyone here mention it yet... is

"Sh@t fire and save the matches"...

I guess there is more to it than that, but thats the part she would say most...lol

Another one

"He has the same pants to get glad in" referring to someone that was mad/irate
 
My mom used to say " If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts" and "Drunker than Cooter Brown" or "It ain't the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean". try telling that to a 8 yr old, it wasn't till I was grown that I knew what that meant.
 
Colder than a well diggers a$$!

One I use often; When the ships were made out of wood and the men were made out of steel!

Rooster you got my "raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock".
 
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To funny Iheartchickens ....
"If you keep one foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow, you will pee all over today"
 
Coffee strong enough to float a battleship, or coffee strong enough to float an iron wedge.

Darker than the inside of a cow.

Each monkey to his own peanut.

Might as well as not. Now does that mean yes or no?

It would gag a maggot.

Rufus
 

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